I'm not a huge Rammstein fan, but have frequently been told that they are amazing live
Albeit in a way that would make you vomit with disgust
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:43, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I can only imagine your last ballroom dance session had a similar effect on the audience

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:45, Reply)

Obviously not
As the only people who attend and watch Ballroom Dancing practices or competitions are people who enjoy watching Ballroom Dancing. And there isn't a huge DVD market for the same.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:47, Reply)

fine ruin my joke with sensible points why don't you

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:55, Reply)

I shall. And then I will point and laugh
*points and laughs*

Told you so
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 16:02, Reply)

When I saw them
I didn't actually hear much of the music. Being too busy fighting to keep my feet at the front
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:46, Reply)

So my brother claims.
Maybe they were having an 'off night' when they recorded the DVD at massive expense because whilst their stage set was undeniably impressive, the music was fucking rubbish. Silly roaring vocals and a desperate attempt to sound extreme but with bent keyboards that dragged their sound closer to ‘The Final Countdown’ than to someone genuinely hardcore-sounding like, I don't know...Slayer.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:47, Reply)

...Slayer?
Leave the internet.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:50, Reply)

Apparently
It's not gay to suck a man's cock so long as you shout "SLAAAYYYEERRRR!" at the same time.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:51, Reply)

If you can shout anything whilst sucking a cock
you're not doing it right

/coat
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:54, Reply)

Is that what you were told?
Those cheeky gay metallers! They're such wags.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:55, Reply)

I don't like them but their sound is genuinely heavy.
And I've seen Sore Throat, Extreme Noise Terror and Napalm Death a good few times so I know a little about 'proper' extreme music.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:52, Reply)

Not so much these days, the game has moved on. They are quick though

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:54, Reply)

I'm basing this on a VHS I saw about 10 years ago...

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:55, Reply)

Napalm Death are fucking superb

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 16:02, Reply)

Their original vocalist Lee Dorrian is a personal hero of mine.
He is perhaps the world's greatest expert on late 60s/early 70s British heavy psych/prog rock and had my mate not discovered them a week before would have been the man who first recommended Tractor to me.

He has his own label now, doing 'doom' and 'drone' stuff...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 16:07, Reply)

Aye, of Cathedral fame
Sadly, not a touch on Napalm Death, whose bassist is fucking massive.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 16:29, Reply)

I dunno, most of their recorded music is thudding guitars overlaid with gay keyboards and grim goth-posturing vocals
I've been told that they fit into that category of bands whose live presence is so impressive that any quibbles with the quality of song is irrelevant. Like And One.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:52, Reply)