typical southern meal i reckon, steak, mushrooms and onions, macaroni salad, fried okra, corn fritters, sweet tea
and it depends on what i did
but will probably include something like "oh my god, i'm so sorry, please don't kill me PLEASEDONTKILLMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 20:40, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

well you shouldn't have done all that killing, should you?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 20:41, Reply)

Or lived in a country with a death penalty
Harsh; I don't even know if your state has such a thing
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 20:44, Reply)

yep
apparently 4 men from my area are on death row

the just executed a woman not long ago too
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 20:52, Reply)

I'm still not sure whether I think this is a good thing or a bad thing
On the one hand the world is overpopulated, on the other, we wouldn't want Jersey Shore to run out of camera fodder
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 20:55, Reply)

I don't see how it can be a good thing Darth.
Clearly it doesn't act as a deterent otherwise murder n' shit wouldn't be happening, and not enough people get off'd by the man for the world population to be dramatically altered.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 21:01, Reply)

That's the problem innit. Once you have capital punishment, if it doesn't deter people you've got nowhere to go
Unless bad murderer types were given "Derbyshire" as their punishment. The first hollow-eyed shells to return home would spread the word and there would be no more crime EVAH
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 21:04, Reply)

dunstable

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 21:06, Reply)

Stoke
You know, I think we're on to something here
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 21:13, Reply)

Have you daft fuckers not seen Escape from New York?
It's a classic, not to mention an object lesson in not just walling off an area and lobbing all your crims in.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 22:37, Reply)

I think that putting someone on death row and then killing them isn't punishment.
they should be forced to do hard labor
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 21:02, Reply)

what happened to stitching mail bags and pressing number plates?
they need to get felons back on that shit yo.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 13 Apr 2011, 21:06, Reply)

LOIN!
How the devil are you?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 21:07, Reply)

Oh, you're talking to me again now, are you?
I thought you didn't love/hate me any more.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 13 Apr 2011, 21:10, Reply)

I was always talking to you
I was just playing hard to get
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 21:13, Reply)

be careful, he'll start thinking you're perving on him then tell you you have no taste

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 21:13, Reply)

I *do* have no taste
My music and my husband will attest to this.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 13 Apr 2011, 21:15, Reply)

As will her persistence in not fancying me

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 21:17, Reply)

I never said I didn't fancy you
I'm just filled with self loathing at the thought.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 13 Apr 2011, 21:18, Reply)

IRL LOL
i put it in big letter because it was THAT funny
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 21:20, Reply)

That is perfectly understandable
Every morning Ms Foxtrot wakes up, looks in the mirror, asks herself how she sunk so low and pops thirty valium. You did, however, describe me as "not foxy" which I think is tantamount to saying much the same
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 21:21, Reply)

Yeah, you got me.
I could never fancy a bloke who was thinner than me. Or lighter on his feet than me. Or won more quiz shows than me.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 13 Apr 2011, 21:23, Reply)

or bums more men than you

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 21:24, Reply)

FUCK OFF YOU BASTARD I WAS DOING QUITE WELL
/falsehood
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 21:26, Reply)

I don't know what's come over me.
Probably one of your lot when I wasn't looking. Pesky ninja gays.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 21:28, Reply)

ninja gays lols.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 21:29, Reply)

everytime i see things like this i think "gosh i wish they'd leave it alone"
but then i remember he likes girls aloud
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 21:29, Reply)

Me too
and Girls Aloud are awesome
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 21:31, Reply)

and you like glee
gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 21:32, Reply)

As I understand it
he likes Glee as long as it continues to ensure he gets laid.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 13 Apr 2011, 21:33, Reply)

My Internet Nemesis is defending me against one of my favourite B3tans!
The world has gone FUCKING MENTAL
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 21:35, Reply)

fuck's sake
I won't in future, then!
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 13 Apr 2011, 21:41, Reply)

I like FUCKING MENTAL
*winks*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 21:42, Reply)

Don't make me do it, Darth
it's like shooting babies in a barrel.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 13 Apr 2011, 21:45, Reply)

This goes back to what I was saying to the Countess about establishing common interests
You're such a flirt
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 21:48, Reply)

It's true
I am. I can't help myself.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 13 Apr 2011, 21:58, Reply)

What's that smell?
Why, it's... INTERNET SARCASM
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 22:02, Reply)

I thought it was your musky anus

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 13 Apr 2011, 22:06, Reply)

You should be used to that by now
The smell accompanies everything I say
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 22:16, Reply)

This made me laugh far too much

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 21:33, Reply)

Those are the flimsiest excuses I've ever heard for not fancying me
But I like that you tried so hard. All I usually get is "POLICE!"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 21:26, Reply)

To be fair, i could just show you a picture of me
then you would be so repulsed, you'd be happy I wasn't after you.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 13 Apr 2011, 21:30, Reply)

Nonsense
*awaits gaz*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 21:32, Reply)

add me on facebook
You can see all my scary pictures then.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 13 Apr 2011, 21:34, Reply)

I'm going to need SLIGHTLY more information to go on than that

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 21:35, Reply)

She's djtrialprice's sister
does that help?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 22:38, Reply)

yeah, chain gangs too
or made to make work out videos
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 21:08, Reply)