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Death Row: Final meal?
last words?
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 19:57, 245 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
Chips.
Fuck you motherfucker.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 19:59, Reply)
any condiments?

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 20:02, Reply)
Yeah.
Your shoes really bring out the colour of your eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 20:04, Reply)
are you sure you're not my dad?

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 20:06, Reply)
Salt and tomato ketchup.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 20:06, Reply)
as opposed to potato ketchup?

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 20:39, Reply)
Mushroom Ketchup
is a fairly well-known thing. It's an ingredient in a lot of stews and sauces.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 22:08, Reply)
Knowing my luck
I'd been a few days away from the end of a healty detox thing, so I'd probably have to have carrot juice and water.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 20:01, Reply)
Gallons of prune juice
for a messy clean up when I'm in the chair!
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 20:03, Reply)
lolarious request of unicorn minge burger
hahaha they could never kill you then hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 20:04, Reply)
Oh yeah, no last words required
you know because of the unicorn minge burger thing hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 20:06, Reply)
Will you be my new internet husband?
Jeff isn't the man I thought he was.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 20:07, Reply)
INTERNET DIVORCE
What's he done to you, did he keep slipping it into the wrong hole?
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 20:09, Reply)
Wouldn't you just bully me all the time as well ??

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 20:10, Reply)
^ This
And she leave her knickers on the Internet bathroom floor for days on end.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 20:10, Reply)
Nothing worse than coming home to a pair of womens skiddy knickers thoughtlessly thrown on the bedroom floor

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 20:11, Reply)
You know you're in the wrong relationship at that point

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 20:12, Reply)

You can really think of nothing worse than that? You've been spoiled.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 20:15, Reply)
Oh there's loads
The knickers thing is just a very good signpost for things to come
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 20:19, Reply)

Just be grateful you still get to see her knickers
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 20:22, Reply)
Didn't you know?
Rory is top totty for the more mature lady.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 20:23, Reply)

ha you're not mature smelly face
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 20:24, Reply)
I no rite.
I'm doing him a favour.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 20:29, Reply)
I only bully the guys I'm fond off.
It's my version of pulling pigtails and running away.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 20:12, Reply)
*Pinches Blousie on the arm*
Runs off.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 20:13, Reply)
Jeff has sent me a gaz detailing SOME HOME TRUTHS
You need to get your house in order BGB
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 20:14, Reply)
My home is spotless.
Apart from the cat hairs.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 20:15, Reply)
and your squirt pillow.

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 20:41, Reply)
That's always with me.
You never know when the need to squirt will come.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 20:43, Reply)
urgh
I wish I hadn't seen the 30 seconds of that which I saw
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 20:44, Reply)
I don't think he's interested in my holes.
I have the impression he's only after my mind : (
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 20:11, Reply)
:(
Why Blousie. Why?????
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 20:09, Reply)
You know why Jeff.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 20:11, Reply)
she heard about your noncing

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 20:11, Reply)

Is it true that they have to make you anything, so you could ask for steak stuffed with lobster deep fried in honey?
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 20:18, Reply)
yup

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 20:19, Reply)

What if they couldn't make it though, like if it was souffle and the chef wasn't very good. I might go with blowfish so that I die on my own terms, ha
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 20:20, Reply)
I think they just do their best, I doubt they would get someone in
Lots of them order pizza and southern fried chicken. Was an article in the mail about it yesterday. It's your fault I read that website btw.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 20:22, Reply)

You just can't help it, its like watching jeremy kyle, sometimes you just want to annoy yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 20:26, Reply)
I sometimes read the Daily Mail comments section just to get myself riled

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 20:47, Reply)
Dodo eggs on a bed of vegetables personally harvested by Jesus from Tutankhamen's private garden
"I have a riddle for you..."

That should buy me a few extra minutes
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 20:30, Reply)
what the hell are you doing here on the evening shift?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 20:35, Reply)
I know, right?
I've got an OU assignment to finish so have dominion over the laptop *evil laugh*

How are you my fabulous darling?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 20:37, Reply)
evening bummer friend/

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 20:50, Reply)
Evening you bastard
Bet you're enjoying the footy
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 21:02, Reply)
pie
and rice pudding
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 20:35, Reply)
typical southern meal i reckon, steak, mushrooms and onions, macaroni salad, fried okra, corn fritters, sweet tea
and it depends on what i did
but will probably include something like "oh my god, i'm so sorry, please don't kill me PLEASEDONTKILLMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 20:40, Reply)
well you shouldn't have done all that killing, should you?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 20:41, Reply)
Or lived in a country with a death penalty
Harsh; I don't even know if your state has such a thing
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 20:44, Reply)
yep
apparently 4 men from my area are on death row

the just executed a woman not long ago too
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 20:52, Reply)
I'm still not sure whether I think this is a good thing or a bad thing
On the one hand the world is overpopulated, on the other, we wouldn't want Jersey Shore to run out of camera fodder
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 20:55, Reply)
I don't see how it can be a good thing Darth.
Clearly it doesn't act as a deterent otherwise murder n' shit wouldn't be happening, and not enough people get off'd by the man for the world population to be dramatically altered.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 21:01, Reply)
That's the problem innit. Once you have capital punishment, if it doesn't deter people you've got nowhere to go
Unless bad murderer types were given "Derbyshire" as their punishment. The first hollow-eyed shells to return home would spread the word and there would be no more crime EVAH
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 21:04, Reply)
dunstable

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 21:06, Reply)
Stoke
You know, I think we're on to something here
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 21:13, Reply)
Have you daft fuckers not seen Escape from New York?
It's a classic, not to mention an object lesson in not just walling off an area and lobbing all your crims in.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 22:37, Reply)
I think that putting someone on death row and then killing them isn't punishment.
they should be forced to do hard labor
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 21:02, Reply)
what happened to stitching mail bags and pressing number plates?
they need to get felons back on that shit yo.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 13 Apr 2011, 21:06, Reply)
LOIN!
How the devil are you?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 21:07, Reply)
Oh, you're talking to me again now, are you?
I thought you didn't love/hate me any more.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 13 Apr 2011, 21:10, Reply)
I was always talking to you
I was just playing hard to get
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 21:13, Reply)
be careful, he'll start thinking you're perving on him then tell you you have no taste

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 21:13, Reply)
I *do* have no taste
My music and my husband will attest to this.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 13 Apr 2011, 21:15, Reply)
As will her persistence in not fancying me

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 21:17, Reply)
I never said I didn't fancy you
I'm just filled with self loathing at the thought.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 13 Apr 2011, 21:18, Reply)
IRL LOL
i put it in big letter because it was THAT funny
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 21:20, Reply)
That is perfectly understandable
Every morning Ms Foxtrot wakes up, looks in the mirror, asks herself how she sunk so low and pops thirty valium. You did, however, describe me as "not foxy" which I think is tantamount to saying much the same
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 21:21, Reply)
Yeah, you got me.
I could never fancy a bloke who was thinner than me. Or lighter on his feet than me. Or won more quiz shows than me.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 13 Apr 2011, 21:23, Reply)
or bums more men than you

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 21:24, Reply)
FUCK OFF YOU BASTARD I WAS DOING QUITE WELL
/falsehood
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 21:26, Reply)
I don't know what's come over me.
Probably one of your lot when I wasn't looking. Pesky ninja gays.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 21:28, Reply)
ninja gays lols.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 21:29, Reply)
everytime i see things like this i think "gosh i wish they'd leave it alone"
but then i remember he likes girls aloud
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 21:29, Reply)
Me too
and Girls Aloud are awesome
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 21:31, Reply)
and you like glee
gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 21:32, Reply)
As I understand it
he likes Glee as long as it continues to ensure he gets laid.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 13 Apr 2011, 21:33, Reply)
My Internet Nemesis is defending me against one of my favourite B3tans!
The world has gone FUCKING MENTAL
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 21:35, Reply)
fuck's sake
I won't in future, then!
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 13 Apr 2011, 21:41, Reply)
I like FUCKING MENTAL
*winks*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 21:42, Reply)
Don't make me do it, Darth
it's like shooting babies in a barrel.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 13 Apr 2011, 21:45, Reply)
This goes back to what I was saying to the Countess about establishing common interests
You're such a flirt
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 21:48, Reply)
It's true
I am. I can't help myself.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 13 Apr 2011, 21:58, Reply)
What's that smell?
Why, it's... INTERNET SARCASM
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 22:02, Reply)
I thought it was your musky anus

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 13 Apr 2011, 22:06, Reply)
You should be used to that by now
The smell accompanies everything I say
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 22:16, Reply)
This made me laugh far too much

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 21:33, Reply)
Those are the flimsiest excuses I've ever heard for not fancying me
But I like that you tried so hard. All I usually get is "POLICE!"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 21:26, Reply)
To be fair, i could just show you a picture of me
then you would be so repulsed, you'd be happy I wasn't after you.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 13 Apr 2011, 21:30, Reply)
Nonsense
*awaits gaz*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 21:32, Reply)
add me on facebook
You can see all my scary pictures then.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 13 Apr 2011, 21:34, Reply)
I'm going to need SLIGHTLY more information to go on than that

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 21:35, Reply)
She's djtrialprice's sister
does that help?
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 22:38, Reply)
yeah, chain gangs too
or made to make work out videos
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 21:08, Reply)

mindcrap.com/index/gallery/things-parents-text
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 20:43, Reply)
If you can't head INTO the goal, then stop trying to head the ball, you stupid Russian TWAT!
Why am I getting so worked up about this match? I don't support either team.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 13 Apr 2011, 21:04, Reply)
I've turned over.
I'm watching some sort of smuggling docusoap on ITV4 now.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 21:06, Reply)
I imagine your blood pressure thanks you for it
They've hauled Ronaldo off now, the gurning, overpaid, self-opinionated tosspot.

Also, Spurs would probably be less shit if they brought Robert Green in as goalie. Fucking Gomes couldn't save Nectar Points.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 13 Apr 2011, 21:09, Reply)
who do you support b3th?
Gomes is a fucking clown but better than Almunia
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 21:15, Reply)
I really wouldn't like to say...
Well, alright, go on then

I know, they're shit too. Even when they won the league, they couldn't be promoted because their ground was too shit.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 13 Apr 2011, 21:17, Reply)

I know nothing about Scottish football. I will have to leave you in peace.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 21:18, Reply)
The only English team I've ever supported is the Pool, because my Dad does.
and I know quite a few Robins fans, too.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 13 Apr 2011, 21:20, Reply)
Can I just say, because I was there
Ticket: £42
Program: £3
Pie: £2.80
Watching us beat Liverpool 2-1 for the first time with their old manager: Priceless
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 22:46, Reply)
I'm from Berwick.
And by default know fuck all about Scottish football either.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 13 Apr 2011, 21:52, Reply)
i found a thing which will make better telly than footy
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penis_fencing
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 21:09, Reply)
this is nopt possible.
However, the title intrigues me....
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 13 Apr 2011, 21:10, Reply)
it's SFW

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 21:13, Reply)
it's WEIRD.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 21:14, Reply)
YOU'RE weird

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 13 Apr 2011, 21:20, Reply)
I think you'll find I'm odd.
Odd or strange.

It's one or the other, Blousie can confirm.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 21:33, Reply)
; )

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 21:34, Reply)
Which is it Blousie.
Am I odd or strange.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 21:35, Reply)
So
it's not one of Darth's speciality sites then?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 13 Apr 2011, 21:14, Reply)
well that depends if
he has a fetish for flatworms
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 21:15, Reply)
fantastic use of "winner" and "loser"

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 21:15, Reply)
Every loser wins.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 21:17, Reply)
When exactly?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 21:25, Reply)
In time you'll see.
Faith holds the key.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=JyTzmhFQt2o
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 21:27, Reply)
Pile of poo IMHO

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 21:28, Reply)
Absolutely correct (But I'd wager that Kristine would like it).
How is the wino going down this evening?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 21:30, Reply)
Smashing!
My life is blessed.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 21:33, Reply)
FANTASTIC

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 21:35, Reply)
Would!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 21:38, Reply)
Blousie Blessed
has quite a ring to it.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 21:40, Reply)
I don't need a ring to feel loved.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 21:41, Reply)
;)

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 21:42, Reply)
Darth does.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 13 Apr 2011, 21:45, Reply)
: )

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 21:49, Reply)
Still up Blousie?
Getting some practice in for nest weekend, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 13 Apr 2011, 21:51, Reply)
Is Blousie going to sit on some eggs?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 21:52, Reply)
No she's going to come and visit to watch some awesome local bands, Jeff.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 13 Apr 2011, 21:53, Reply)
Lindisfarne ft Gazza.
Fog on the tyne is all yours all yours
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 21:55, Reply)
I'm not even going to risk
clicking that link.

These soap stars can barely act. What convinces them they should be singing too?

You may say 'Kylie', and that's a fiar point. But for every Kylie, I offer you a Sid Owens.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 13 Apr 2011, 21:29, Reply)
Terry Sullivan from Brookside's being done for murder!

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 13 Apr 2011, 21:46, Reply)
ar Ey!
Leave i' ou'!
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 13 Apr 2011, 21:48, Reply)
No, it's true.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-merseyside-13059167
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 13 Apr 2011, 21:50, Reply)
He has been fitted up by Barry Grant.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 21:50, Reply)
actual lols again
we're doing well tonight.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 13 Apr 2011, 21:53, Reply)
It was Tommy fuckin McArdle I tell ya!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 21:54, Reply)
Shurrup lar
It was Bazza.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 21:55, Reply)
Stop doin me swede in

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 21:56, Reply)
One little 'ar ey' and she's in like a whippet
It must be in the genes.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 13 Apr 2011, 21:57, Reply)

genes jeans.
The ones I nicked off yer washin line.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 21:58, Reply)
If you did
they'd be too big for you.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 13 Apr 2011, 22:01, Reply)
You're kidding gal.

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 22:02, Reply)
No
cos youz a shortarse innit?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 13 Apr 2011, 22:09, Reply)
I have very normal length legs.
It's my short torso that lets me down. Trufax.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 22:16, Reply)
also
two weeks tomorrow yays
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 13 Apr 2011, 22:18, Reply)
GET IN!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 22:23, Reply)
Hey, com'ead.
The bizzy's will get the right man.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 21:57, Reply)
There was this lad who had white blond hair and everybody called him come'ead.

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 21:59, Reply)
hahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 22:00, Reply)
Back in 'the day'
we used to say OUr Sammy, Our Owen and Ar Ey.

/casual racism lols
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 13 Apr 2011, 21:59, Reply)
Ar Kelly
I've appeared on stage with Our Owen and his brother used to cut my hair.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 22:01, Reply)
Ar rated

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 13 Apr 2011, 22:02, Reply)
Ar Teh on the BBC News!!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 22:03, Reply)
What happened to boy-band
Our Kid?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 22:09, Reply)
Jonathon King tried to sign them

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 13 Apr 2011, 22:11, Reply)
And I'll bet they DID cry
www.youtube.com/watch?v=407lClqOlUI
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 22:13, Reply)
I have Kevin's autograph because he was my mum's bezzy's brother, and one of them is related to me in a roundabout way

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 22:15, Reply)
Best. Name-drop. EVER.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 22:17, Reply)
I would imagine everyone in Liverpool is related to each other in a roundabout way

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 13 Apr 2011, 22:19, Reply)
I am related in a roundabout way to Our Kid and China Crisis

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 22:19, Reply)
Last meal:
I don't know, but I'd request that the missus made it. I'd be guaranteed some extra time as a result.

Last words: Oh, get on with it already.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 13 Apr 2011, 21:29, Reply)
Evening.
For last words, I would suggest: One million green bottles, hanging on the wall.... Everybody!
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 13 Apr 2011, 21:31, Reply)
Spurs have three minutes to score six goals.
It may not happen.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 13 Apr 2011, 21:32, Reply)
You Scots,
so pessimistic
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 21:34, Reply)
Years of practice
It's why we have salt on our porridge.

"aye, it's healthy, but it'll probably taste like shit"
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 13 Apr 2011, 21:35, Reply)
Semen is supposed to be very good for your skin

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 21:37, Reply)
is that why you look 14?

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 21:37, Reply)
irl lol
you, sir, are chuffin ace.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 13 Apr 2011, 21:38, Reply)
word to your mother/

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 21:40, Reply)
Oh you charmer
*blushes*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 21:38, Reply)
hehehe!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 21:39, Reply)
hahahaha can I have a mark please.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 21:40, Reply)
Not for me to say.
But I'm guessing 9/10
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 21:41, Reply)
Oh, that
I'd say a strong 8. Excellent reactions. Arsenal could use you in goal.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 21:43, Reply)
Yeah I'm dead fucking nimble me...
have you seen Beverly Hills Ninja?
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 21:44, Reply)
With a title like that?
Of course I fucking haven't
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 21:48, Reply)
you haven't lived son.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 21:51, Reply)
I bloody have
And for longer than you, kiddo
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 21:52, Reply)
kiddo?
who has the beard hey... that's all I'm saying.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 21:54, Reply)

has IS
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 21:56, Reply)
pipe down Rodney.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 21:57, Reply)
Alright Dave.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 21:58, Reply)
Well I'm older than both of you
so stop being silly.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 13 Apr 2011, 21:56, Reply)
POTD

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 21:39, Reply)
good!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 21:34, Reply)
also
Jose is a miserable cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 13 Apr 2011, 21:36, Reply)
bloody good at his job though

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 21:37, Reply)
Fois Gras starter (not the mouse), with a melted french chilli jelly, it should be placed on the hottest possible pan for the shortest amount of time, flipped then served. I want it brouge*y yellow in the middle (it's natural colour) and char'd on the ou
side. Then for my second starter I want tempora lobster tails and claws; a whole lobster, with a sweet chilli dip... no, I want 1/3 of it Tempora, and 1/3 of it Katsu, and a 1/3 of it just BBQ'd... and liquid butter to dip the plain ones in.

For mains I want a platter of BBQ Ribs with loads of BBQ Sauce, home made real chips that are golden and like mashed potato on the inside, with a side-salad with a blue cheese sauce and lots of condiments, I would like 3 duck eggs to dip the chips into too (I'll leave the whites).

For desert I want a slice of each; Peacan Tart, Keylime Pie, half-cooked chooclate brownie.

*ermm, dark red
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 21:53, Reply)
cheese and marmite sandwiches
to drink, some guava juice

last words? "please dont kill me"
(I helped save b3ta! zulu eh?, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 22:14, Reply)

Cheese and marmite? My guess is that's why you're on death row in the first place
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 22:17, Reply)
peasant
Cheese and marmite is AWESOME
(I helped save b3ta! zulu eh?, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 22:23, Reply)
Ooooh, she's being referred to as Catherine Middleton now, is she then.
Even Prince William's at it!
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 22:24, Reply)
well he's at her...

(I helped save b3ta! zulu eh?, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 22:26, Reply)
are we still resenting her?
You know, for stealing your act, and that.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 13 Apr 2011, 22:29, Reply)
what? fucking inbreds?

(I helped save b3ta! zulu eh?, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 22:29, Reply)
I'm used to it.
If it's not her it's that Ellis-Bextor twat.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 22:30, Reply)
OMG did she get engaged too?????
angle-faced Bitch!
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 13 Apr 2011, 22:31, Reply)
No, she just stole all my ideas.

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 22:32, Reply)
I made dj buy me her cd once
TRUFAX!
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 13 Apr 2011, 22:35, Reply)
I liked her last single.
and I liked theaudience.
If she'd have covered Mickey by Toni Basil I'd have kicked her stupid ten bob face in.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 22:38, Reply)
I need a cup of tea so I can go to bed
but I can't be arsed to get up and make one.

/lazinessdilemmas
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 13 Apr 2011, 22:39, Reply)
I'm cold so I'm gonna get up and go to bed and be warm

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 22:40, Reply)
yeah good idea
night youz.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 13 Apr 2011, 22:41, Reply)
Night our kid

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 22:42, Reply)
All these fuckers with their dodo eggs or their fois gras
Last meals have a budget of about $20. If you can't afford it you can't have it.

Think about it - you've murdered or raped a bunch of people, is the state going to say "here, have some lobster tails stuffed with unicorn testicles" ? No, they are going to say "here's a burger, when you've finished strap this fucking sponge on your head".
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 23:00, Reply)
^This Wins^
;)
(I helped save b3ta! blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 13 Apr 2011, 23:20, Reply)
Roast pork with crackling
Creamed potato, roast potato, roast parsnips, yorkshire pudding, carrots, spring greens, mashed swede, rich gravy and apple sauce
And I have room after, a slice of coffee cake with a dollop of whipped cream
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 1:51, Reply)

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