In the same vein, I was born 9 days short of the 9 month anniversairy of my Dad's birthday
I didn't find out I was early until I was about 15. Ugh ugh ugh.

Alt: Few weeks back
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 12:18, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I was born
just 9 months after my parents marry. They were clearly on a rush.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 14 Apr 2011, 12:19, Reply)

Haha

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 12:21, Reply)

Your dad's a good shot that's all

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 12:22, Reply)

You don't know well
They were following this natural method to avoid pregnancy, with temperature and that, and it faild. With my sister, my mum was on the pill, and it failed. With my brother, my mum had a IUD on her, and it failed too. After that, she just cut the tubes.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 14 Apr 2011, 12:26, Reply)

A rutting beast of a man

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 12:28, Reply)

Yeah, my mum wasn't happy
when I was born they had no job, house or any money at all. Those were hard days.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 14 Apr 2011, 12:34, Reply)

Fnarr

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 12:34, Reply)

Silly
:/
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 14 Apr 2011, 12:38, Reply)

OH MY GOD your parents totally HAD SEX!

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 14 Apr 2011, 12:20, Reply)

Holy shit!
It's made mildly more entertaining when you realise several signs point towards me being an unexpected/wanted child.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 12:21, Reply)

NO WAI !!11!

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 12:23, Reply)

expected/
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 12:24, Reply)

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 12:24, Reply)

You were expected, then when they met you you became unwanted

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 12:25, Reply)

Nope, I was always unexpected.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 12:31, Reply)

You were born
and your mum wasn't expecting you?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 14 Apr 2011, 12:42, Reply)

No, I mean my parents aren't the aborting type
If they were, I doubt I'd be here.

I was a completely unexpected pregnancy
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 12:44, Reply)

Ok
Like me, then. My parents would have never abort, but I know my mum wasn't happy with how things went during the first 4 years of marriage.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 14 Apr 2011, 12:45, Reply)

Hahaha!
I said that to Mark when I want to upset him. He hates talking about that and still says he was found under a blueberry bush.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 14 Apr 2011, 12:23, Reply)

My parents talk about sex all the bastard time
and there was that one time I walked in on them...

So, yeah, I really can't pretend they never do it.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 14 Apr 2011, 12:25, Reply)

Oh, sorry
you must have scars in your soul.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 14 Apr 2011, 12:27, Reply)

Birthday sex FTW

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 12:20, Reply)