Once upon a time in my heady youth (well, I was 20)
a bunch of us ended up in a fairly hideous club which was doing drinks for a pound. ALL drinks. So we were knocking back a shot every time we had a pint. This seemed like a brilliant idea until I got to my eigth, when the line between "pleasantly hammered" and "I AM GOING TO VOM NOW" was crossed incredibly quickly. So quickly that it became apparent I would have nowhere near enough time to reach the toilets.

Luckily the staff had been less than vigilant in taking away the empty glasses. Didn't spill a drop.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 14:17, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

nice

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 14:21, Reply)

Cheers

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 14:28, Reply)

POIDH

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 14 Apr 2011, 14:30, Reply)

I could barely operate a toilet, as I soon found out
Let alone a camera
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 14:36, Reply)

Well, yes
but maybe someone else did it for you?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 14 Apr 2011, 14:37, Reply)

At least one other friend was in much the same state as me
And the rest were, I don't know, druids
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 14:39, Reply)

My friend was in a similar position.
However when faced with the options available - a large fishbowl, several pint glasses, several tall glasses, several tumblers and ONE shot glass, would anyone like to guess which one he chose?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 14:35, Reply)

The fishbowl, the fishbowl!!

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 14 Apr 2011, 14:36, Reply)

*turns to the scoreboard*
ERRRRERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR I'm afraid that is incorrect, would you like to phone a friend?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 14:37, Reply)

Me! Call me! I've got previous!

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 14:38, Reply)

I have no friends
And someone stole my phone on the way here.

Sniff.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 14 Apr 2011, 14:38, Reply)

You are Jamal Malik
AICM tedious explanation if you haven't seen Slumdog Millionaire
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 14:43, Reply)

I have seen it
It's funny too.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 14 Apr 2011, 14:44, Reply)

I reckon "Your Friend"
just did it on the table and left it for "her flatmate" to clear up.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 14:38, Reply)

Are you implying it was me?
The sick would still be there as "her flatmate" wouldn't have cleaned it up
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 14:42, Reply)