Off TopicAre you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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It is?What about when you ask "Does my bum look big in this?"
N.B. I am not saying you've got a fat arse.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 17:00,
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Are you saying I've got a fat arse?! *huff*And I wouldn't ask a question like that, for fear of hearing 'yes.' Being straightforward doesn't mean you can't tell a polite lie anyway
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 17:15,
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It's true, I think a little forthrightness is a benefit in any human.How are you dude?
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 17:17,
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Good thankshow about you? You should come to Oxford some time and have crispy smoked beef
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 17:18,
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I really should.Coming to BGB's? And... erm... melting. Not enough sleep an odd boy makes.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 17:21,
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Yes, May bank holiday (late May).(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 14 Apr 2011, 18:44,
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no that skirt doesn't make your bum look fatIt's the huge amounts of fat in your arse that make it look fat
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 17:16,
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Oh god, I saw this women today when I was walking down the road, and I swear, it was like two of the biggest watermellons I've ever seen, in her trousers.And it bobbled up and down every time she took a step.
I swear, if she sat on my face and got to excited, I'd break a nose.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 18:00,
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