If you look sad enough
You can get men to carry heavy things for you or even give you their last rolo
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 17:20, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

am totally getting rolos tonight.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 17:21, Reply)

alternatively a tit flash works.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 17:21, Reply)

usually

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 14 Apr 2011, 17:22, Reply)

This is also true
I tend to go for sad first, then the sad leaning forward to enhance clevage whilst going pleeease.

I have no shame in getting men to do stuff for me. *sticks fingers up at Greer*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 17:23, Reply)

You are so going to rule the world some day.

( girlinthehole, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 17:23, Reply)

helping ladies makes us feel manly and important, but so does having a good shit...
we are simple creatures.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 17:24, Reply)

*little voice* doesn't work on me
and your womanly charms are considerably less womanly when you're off your face on sangria.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 17:23, Reply)

pft whatevs noelykins
I don't have to use little voice on you as I have many better minions I would go to first.

If anything I would have thought sangria makes me a gazillion times more charming
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 17:26, Reply)