Sexy.
I cast aspersions on him despite not knowing pretty much anything about him, he's a lovely chap and you're lucky to have each other.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 17:33, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Who?

( girlinthehole, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 17:34, Reply)

jesus?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 17:35, Reply)

Jesus Christ Superstar
Rides down town on a Yamaha....
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 17:36, Reply)

Oh god if he's Jesus we're all fucked.
Up the arse.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 17:36, Reply)

My followers don't tend to stick around for the Second Coming...
_{And by 'followers,' I of course mean 'customers.'}
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 17:47, Reply)

*whistles*

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 17:35, Reply)

To clarify
I have built a theremin, and supervised other people in doing the same. I'm reasonably competent with electrical stuff, particularly in guitars where I've occasionally had to solder replacement components into place. And, naturally, I'm a roaring, mincing, flappy-wristed, cock-gobbling utter fucking bender, about whom a simile to "a nine-bob note" is a gross understatement.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 17:36, Reply)

You're a fucking legend and you know it.
I did compliments and everything. Are you coming to BGB's again?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 17:42, Reply)

^this
Aber will need someone to dance with.
( girlinthehole, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 17:43, Reply)

You're too kind, sir, but thank you.
I'm hoping to. It's certainly looking more likely, particularly as I could tie it in with visiting my friend in Leeds. And it was a thoroughly good bash last year.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 17:44, Reply)

Where does BGB live?

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 17:50, Reply)

In Blousie world.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 17:50, Reply)

A small town on the border between West Yorkshire and Greater Manchester
Nice place.

Apparently they also have a brewery round there, which I will need to investigate if I make it up this year.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 17:57, Reply)

Another b3ta couple? Cool.

( djtrialprice, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 17:43, Reply)

OH MY GOD WHO ELSE GOT TOGETHER!?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 17:45, Reply)

OMG DO YOU THINK THEY'LL GET ENGAGED AND SHIT????????

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 14 Apr 2011, 17:47, Reply)

I've let the cat out the bag there, haven't I?

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 17:45, Reply)

I can assure you that the cat was never firmly in the bag
if you get my meaning.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 17:48, Reply)

I think so. At least insofar as what I think you're referring to.
Of course, if you're actually making some unsavoury double entendre out of this hackneyed metaphor then I am DISGUSTED and APPALLED.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 17:54, Reply)

Awww I can picture it now
You dappishly walking from patron to patron in a pub, shaking their hands and earnestly apologising on behalf of your lady friend. Who's just punched them in the face.
( djtrialprice, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 17:50, Reply)

I love this.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 17:52, Reply)

For god's sake not the face
Not my beautiful face!
( djtrialprice, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 17:55, Reply)

I spend most of my life apologising for mr b3th
*sigh*
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 14 Apr 2011, 17:53, Reply)