Tonight Disasterprone and I are off to the footy
Very much looking forward to it. Haven't been to the Shed in years, and this will be the first time I've been with someone who actually wanted to go (took Ms Foxtrot in 2002. She liked the chanting, not so much the football). It's going to be a top, top night. Unless we lose. Which we will.

Sunday we've got a Ballroom competition in Birmingham, which means being out of the house from just after 8am til sometime after 10pm. But there's an open Foxtrot, so I'm happy.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 9:55, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Morning you irrepressable gaylord
What's an open foxtrot when it's at home?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 9:57, Reply)

It's 'polari' for 'gaping shitpipe'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 9:58, Reply)

Haha!
I love that you know what polari is.
( girlinthehole, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:00, Reply)

It's his first language

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:06, Reply)

As a huge Kenneth Williams fan, I was bound to.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:08, Reply)

fan
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:38, Reply)

It's not that obscure, surely

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:37, Reply)

You're forgetting, I'm not a chutney ferret like you are.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:39, Reply)

Morning mate
It's a Foxtrot that anyone can enter. MUCH LIKE ME, HA HA HA. Basically we're normally restricted to certain dances because of the category we compete in, but having an open event gives me chance to partake of my favourite dance on a great big competition floor.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 9:59, Reply)

Your cadbury alley
is open all the time...
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 9:58, Reply)

His Bourneville Boulevard is a popular place for young men to promenade.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:10, Reply)

His Marmite Motorway
has been well travelled by lorry drivers.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:12, Reply)

He's GAY and has a flapping BUMHOLE.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:13, Reply)

He has a privately funded Bovril Bypass.

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:18, Reply)

Hahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:21, Reply)

His Lindt lane is frequented by the fruitier end of the male spectrum

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:15, Reply)

Lindt lane...stealing this.

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:18, Reply)

He puts his WINKLE into MEN'S BOTTIES.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:19, Reply)