I'm going to miss all this sexual innuendo when your wife has had the sprog and will let you near her again.

( girlinthehole, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 9:59, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

You've got a couple of years then

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:02, Reply)

= (((((((

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:04, Reply)

I can't draw ascii massive balls

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:05, Reply)

You can talk it fine, though.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:13, Reply)

Tonight will be a superb night - I have clean clothes in my car, and a little money in my pocket...
Tickets are sorted out, Forest are bringing them with with them on the coach, and they should be there for us an hour before kick-off.

We have to use the Director's Entrance (fnarrrr) and I believe we will have full access to the Player's Lounge. SHould be a cracker (esp if it's a free bar; if not, the beers are on you!)

Just hope that Marcus doesn't forget to bring them...
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:19, Reply)

Don't be surprised if,
when you go to the lavatory, DF is lying in the urinal.

I'm just saying.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:23, Reply)

When he's out with me he displays alarming symptoms of straightness...
but I will keep an eye out, especially if he's wearing waterproofs or rubber.
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:29, Reply)

Very sensible.
Don't stop off at any secluded woodland afterwards, either.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:31, Reply)

+ as you will disturb my grave digging

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:32, Reply)

I won't.... but, if he does get into a toilet and turn into a pissboy,
I shall immediately go and console his girlfriend, who is lovely enough to turn a gayer (as seems to have happened here)
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:40, Reply)

Dream come true mate
I'm fucking excited just to be seeing Forest play with a fellow fan. Having access to a bar throughout the match would just be gravy.

How the FUCK is it only 10.30am?!!
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:30, Reply)

Can't drink in sight of the pitch though...
I am mega excited about this game - tickets are gold dust, but we've got a top freebie. God bless the Forest team (and I am hoping upon hope upon hope upon hope nothing goes wrong and that the tickets are there waiting for us!).
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:32, Reply)

At least it's on Sky mate
And pubs aren't particular about you drinking in view of the screen!

I suppose it's too much to hope for that Forest, having done us a massive favour with the tickets, could do another and play well tonight
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:36, Reply)

It'd be good wouldn't it.
I really can't wait. I may get on the beer and get the train home, leave the car in the city. See how we get on, I think...

Shame the team aren't out after - if they hadn't had to train we were planning a night surrounded by lapdancers and champagne, on their tab! Oh well, Wetherspoons is probably more our level...
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:39, Reply)

I never liked that Billy Davies, now he's stopping us seeing tits
We might need to make it the Compleat Angler, apparently that's the away pub on account of it being the first place travelling fans see when they get off the train
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:43, Reply)

Yup.
I'm not wearing colours though - Directors bit and all that is in the middle of the main stand...
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:48, Reply)

We can see plenty of tits
Just look round the Norwich ground...
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:49, Reply)

+ "never"
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:03, Reply)