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Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Pub lunch
I was asked by two separate people if I fancied a beer & burger lunch. I chose the girl.
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 12:48,
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latest was 15 years ago)
You're not fooling anyone.
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wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 12:50,
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You'll notice that of the two of you posting the same thing, I replied to the girl first
THEREBY REINFORCING MY POINT
/protests too much
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 12:57,
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You're fooling no-one.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 15 Apr 2011, 12:51,
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No! Seriously!
Her boobs are even bigger than yours! At a guess
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 12:53,
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Unless she is Lolo Ferrari
this is highly unlikely.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 15 Apr 2011, 12:55,
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Due to the logistical difficulty of the most preferable method of resolving this - paddling pool, jelly -
I have an alternative suggestion
*produces tape measure*
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 12:56,
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+ to turn down in favour of toilet action with "big dave"
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 12:51,
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