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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I love toying with telemarketers.If they're polite and go when told no thanks then fair enough, but if they persist and try and outwit me.............they're doooomed.
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girlinthehole, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:58,
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Apparently he's from BT and this phone number has won £50,000loses its impact slightly when you know everybody elses number has too.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:00,
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My all-time favourite was a little Indian chappie who rang up about call packages or some shitand opened with the unbeatable 'Hello, my name is Steve Davis' in a 'Goodness gracious me' voice, I fucking pissed myself.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:01,
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I always ask the Indian cold callers to call me Sanjay.On the basis that if they are allowed to lie about their names, then it's only right that I get to choose a new one as well.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:05,
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