Sweary Jr intercepted a cold caller once.
And launched into a 20 minute 'conversation', never stopped for breath and kept interjecting with random questions like "do you like guitars? I like guitars, I've got three" and "What's your favourite Pokemon"? Until the poor bastard hung up. I don't think he got a word in.

And rang back again, only to be bombarded with the same abject nonsense.

Rinse and repeat, four times. Me and the missus were crumpled up balls of helplessness by the end
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:11, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I just wanted to say good luck
We're all counting on you.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:13, Reply)

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
You do realise I still piss myself laughing every time I think about this?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:15, Reply)

I do!
It does make me grin like a mong on the dodgems too!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:16, Reply)

mong on the dodgems, click!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:17, Reply)

I can't claim to be the inventor of that particular gem

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:18, Reply)

I think I sat in the bike shed for about half an hour after that
with tears dripping off my face and shoulders heaving up and down with uncontrolled mirth.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:19, Reply)

tears spunk m g
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:27, Reply)