Like the sound of a dentist's drill.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:46, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Or two elephants fighting a car alarm.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:47, Reply)

Do you two want to start an old persons thread?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:48, Reply)

Fuck off, sonny, or I'll puncture your ball.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:48, Reply)

We're not interfering with your thread, kiddo.
You asked a question and we answered. You reserve the right to listen to a load of hospital life support equipment being repeatedly thrown down a metal rubbish chute and we reserve the right to eat werthers, smoke pipes and point out that it's shite.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:50, Reply)

This post is fabulous.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:52, Reply)

Shady Oaks subthread right here

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:54, Reply)

when you've lived as long as we have..
... you'll be a bit older. Probably.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:55, Reply)

*Firm handshakes*
*loses control of bladder*
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:53, Reply)

*waits for the nurse to come back*

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:53, Reply)

*clicks until the arthritis locks up his finger*

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:56, Reply)