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I want to listen to some dubstep this afternoon, suggestions welcome
Feel free to not answer if this means nothing to you or you just don't care
Alt: Drum and Bass
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:22,
208 replies,
latest was 15 years ago)
i'm drunk(ish) at my desk
so i cant help you
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zulu eh?, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:23,
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Well done you, I am highly caffinated, but not at all drunk : (
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:27,
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i am having caffeine to stop looking wobbly
but its sunny out so the pub garden beckoned
you can do that in your last week-and-a-bit
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zulu eh?, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:28,
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*lunchtime beers fist-bumps*
*misses*
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:40,
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I don't have much dubstep/d&b
But I do like the Ministry of Sound Presents one mixed by DJ Friction.
It's no Ed Rush and Optical though.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:27,
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never mind that bollocks
What is a good topping for burgers? I dont mean bun
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:28,
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fried onion with some chunky chilli type chutney
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zulu eh?, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:29,
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Smoked Bacon and mature chedder.
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Bazongaloid, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:29,
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as long as the bacon is not fatty
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zulu eh?, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:30,
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What if it's INTERNET BACONZ?
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:31,
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What if it's covered in Chocolate like the bacon that CHCB sent me in the post yesterday.
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Bazongaloid, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:32,
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That sounds horrible, to be honest.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:34,
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Bacon and maple syrup works, so it could be nice...
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:38,
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A good smoked cheese
sweetcure (or home candied) smoked bacon, yellow mustard, chopped onion, and some bbq sauce. Zing.
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Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:30,
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Garlic mayo and chilli with a pineapple ring
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:31,
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Who are you?
Also, fuck off.
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Bazongaloid, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:32,
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Ignore him, he's on his period
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:33,
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Taking Chompy's name doesn't mean you have to act like him
One of them is bad enough
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:41,
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Oh God no.
Pineapple is fucking vile.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:32,
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It is wrong in burgers
but yummy on pizza.
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Bazongaloid, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:35,
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It's hideous, full stop.
The very smell of it makes me retch.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:37,
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I put it to you that your suggestion is terrible.
What do you say to that, 'Ketchips'? Hmmm?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:33,
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I, er, disagree...
...on the internet?
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:35,
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Pineapple rings are for perverts
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:35,
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only the way you eat them
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zulu eh?, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:36,
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And people who need biodegradeable washers to stop their penis' going in too far.
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Bazongaloid, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:36,
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What an odd thought
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:40,
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He probably says "My sister? No, don't stop, i'm already inside, we might as well finish"
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Bazongaloid, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:35,
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office lols
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zulu eh?, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:36,
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Nope, I'm the classic example of an only child
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:37,
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Pathetic, needy, unable to socialise properly
and prone to knicking other peoples stuff.
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Bazongaloid, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:39,
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Yay for only children!
*steals some more*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:40,
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Bloody hell, you're good!
I only steal cheap wine from ASDA at the weekends nowadays.
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:43,
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Barry?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:45,
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Paul?
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:46,
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HA
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Bazongaloid, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:47,
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Gorgonzola piccante.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:31,
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That's Italian for cheesy cunt, isn't it?
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:33,
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I'm going with a 'no' here, Davvo.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:35,
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It sounds as though it should be, though.
in my mind
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:39,
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red onion marmalade
or a muthafuckin egg!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:34,
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I suggest you kill yourself.
Alt: it's a type of upbeat breakbeat dance music that grew out of hardcore rave in the early-mid 90s. Hope this helps.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:31,
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Did you ever get a response to the letter you sent to your ex?
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Bazongaloid, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:33,
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"I suggest you kill yourself"
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:33,
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I have a meeting with her in my house at 3pm this Sunday.
My hopes are not high.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:34,
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Are you going to end up fucking her again?
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PsychoChomp, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:35,
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She'll wait until he's asleep afterwards and then steal some of his records.
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Bazongaloid, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:37,
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Won't be the first time.
She nicked an original UK release copy of 'Are You Experienced' from me - valued at the best part of £200. I got it back.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:39,
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she turned me into a newt.
I got better
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:46,
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No I'm not.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:38,
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Gay
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PsychoChomp, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:39,
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He might as well head down to the "John Snow" right now.
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Bazongaloid, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:40,
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*starts planning which toppings to have*
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:51,
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I like ambient drum and bass.
That fast stuff can fuck off.
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girlinthehole, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:35,
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Ambient d'n'b can fuck off.
It's a fast, heavy aggressive music. Unless it's fucking evil it's pointless. You can shove your 'Alex Reece' up your fucking arse. It should be ghetto and fucking unpleasant.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:36,
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Sorry for swearing.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:37,
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I should fucking think so an' all.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:38,
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Like sex with the prossie who lives in your doorway
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:37,
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She's your mum - you move her on.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:37,
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I've tried but since she moved onto Ceaser instead of Pedigree chum i can't afford the posh bitch
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:38,
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She's all 'la-di-dah' now....
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:40,
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True
But then for hard, fast, heavy and aggressive music I go for hardcore, industrial hardcore and noisecore stuff. Some hardstyle's ok, as is some gabba.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:40,
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What the fuck are you talking about, man?
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:41,
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This^
If it is cheesy it is pop
If it contains lot of guitars it is heavy
If it contains keyboards it is dance
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:44,
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Handel's Organ Works is 'dance'?
Well I never.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:47,
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True
*gets on down*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:50,
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Regency style!
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:54,
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Some of the stuff the Valve chaps used to do
was as heavy and aggressive as anything I've ever heard. Also far and away the loudest sound system I've ever heard, even louder than Iration Steppas.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:43,
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This is all a bit much for me
especially at my desk...
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:43,
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Try "liquid Drum and bass" very chilled
If you'd ever wanted kids you'd have be a pretty trendy mum
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:36,
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You appear to have misselt 'wet, weedy and bent' here.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:37,
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Put your teeth back in and fuck off back to the 70's
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:39,
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: (
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girlinthehole, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:39,
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Just ignore him BGB
We'll let you listen to whatever you want in May.
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Bazongaloid, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:41,
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*digs out The Carpenters greatest hits*
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girlinthehole, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:47,
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I'm on the top of the world, looking down on creation
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:50,
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And the only explanation I can find.
Is the love that I've found
Ever since you've been around
Your love puts me at the top of the world
And I didn't have to google that.
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girlinthehole, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:53,
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I fucking love that song!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:55,
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G.A.Y.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:55,
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That reminds me:
www.b3ta.com/questions/greed/post1168693/
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:52,
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You appear to have misspelt "misspelt".
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:41,
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I FUCKING LOVE YOU SO FUCKING MUCH
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:41,
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Irony lolz innit?
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:42,
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nonce
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:43,
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Not really, DG is like well old
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:43,
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I is that.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:45,
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I'm a very trendy auntie : )
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girlinthehole, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:40,
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Alt: Dillinja used to be good.
Might be shit now, mind.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:40,
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yeah, looking for new stuff really
Dillinja Escape Plan are pretty mental if you like a bit of off beat metal, which you don't.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:41,
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Certainly in the instance of Dillinger Escape Plan,
"off beat metal" is another term for "we can't play our instruments"
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:44,
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Or you can't follow them
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:45,
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They're really not very good
and no degree of "but they're cool" will change my mind any more than it would with Panic at the fucking Disco
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:47,
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You forgot the exclamation mark
They might be the worst band currently on planet earth
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:48,
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I find it very hard to find argument with this
I told someone requesting said band at my night that he should be thoroughly ashamed of himself. He was old enough to have known a woman's warmth and therefore had no business listening to them.
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:49,
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I really like them
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:55,
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No you don't
You know how I can tell? YOU'RE OLD ENOUGH TO HAVE FACIAL HAIR
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:56,
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*shrugs* I'm partial to the "nine in the afternoon" album whatever thats called
I can think of many worse bands, and I'll admit I don't like much else in that genre.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 15:01,
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I certainly don't.
I do like 70s reggae legend Dillinger though, particularly 'Cocaine in my brain', 'Marijuana in my Brain' and 'Crabs in my Pants'...
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:46,
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yeah, listen to something else.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:44,
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thanks for that, can i borrow your best of Bros tape?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:45,
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no, that's being kept in the shrine.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:47,
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Like the sound of a dentist's drill.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:46,
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Or two elephants fighting a car alarm.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:47,
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Do you two want to start an old persons thread?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:48,
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Fuck off, sonny, or I'll puncture your ball.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:48,
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We're not interfering with your thread, kiddo.
You asked a question and we answered. You reserve the right to listen to a load of hospital life support equipment being repeatedly thrown down a metal rubbish chute and we reserve the right to eat werthers, smoke pipes and point out that it's shite.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:50,
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This post is fabulous.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:52,
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Shady Oaks subthread right here
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:54,
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when you've lived as long as we have..
... you'll be a bit older. Probably.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:55,
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*Firm handshakes*
*loses control of bladder*
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:53,
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*waits for the nurse to come back*
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:53,
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*clicks until the arthritis locks up his finger*
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:56,
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Er, I listen to Caspa
and whatever Corsica Studios pumps out.
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Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:47,
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I'm more of a Jazz man myself.
edit: Well done to Monty Boyce, the rest of you are genuinely thick
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Frisbee TeaBoy, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:48,
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JazzJizz
Obvious
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girlinthehole, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:49,
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I'll bet you once had a "Jazz cigarette" while playing frisbee
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Bazongaloid, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:50,
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This would fit with the assumption that you are a cunt
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:50,
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assumption accurate assessment
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Bazongaloid, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:50,
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ha ha ha
terrific bullying there
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:52,
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Don't even get me started on Kenny G and David Sanborn, man
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Frisbee TeaBoy, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:53,
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OK, we won't.
'Man'.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:58,
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He's probably resting his head on his frisbee as he "grooves" along
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Bazongaloid, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 15:00,
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You're twisting my melon
Man.
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Frisbee TeaBoy, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 15:00,
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I like the magazines.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:52,
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HAHA
he's just deleted a post saying that Monty was the only person who got his "joke".
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Bazongaloid, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 15:10,
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I know
if I didn't put it in the edit I'd have totally looked like an idiot now.
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Frisbee TeaBoy, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 15:11,
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Don't worry, I'm sure you'll think of an actual joke soon.
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Bazongaloid, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 15:13,
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You be sure to misread the thread again though, yeah?
There's a good lad.
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Frisbee TeaBoy, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 15:18,
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Dubstep? Fuck the FUCK off
What an astonishingly redundant form of music. I agree with Monty re: d'n'b, I'm not a fan generally unless it's absolutely vicious. Anything less is totally pointless.
I recommend "Without Emotions" by CombiChrist, it's better
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:48,
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"Without Emotions" by CombiChrist, it's better having a massive cock rammed up your arse.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:50,
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I admire your absolute disregard for the concept of subtlety
I can see we're going to get along famously
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:53,
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Subtlety is sooooo last week.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:54,
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+ as a Right Said Fred tribute sex act
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:55,
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HOW DARE YOU
My hairline isn't even receding you cheeky cunt
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:56,
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Allow me Monty
better fucking shit.
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Bazongaloid, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:50,
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Thank you.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:53,
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That sounds like all the gay bits from Ramstein in one song
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:51,
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CombiChrist are fucking awesome
If you've actually started listening to dubstep then I see it as my mission to help you
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:53,
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having skipped through that one song I heartily disagree
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:56,
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I think a back to basics of electronic music is called for
I suggest you start with "True Faith" by New Order and work your way forwards.
*awaits Monty smackdown*
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:58,
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You've just reminded of the horror
that is George "I used to have to pretend to be straight in order to sell records to girls" Michael's absolutely
hideous cover version of that.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 15 Apr 2011, 15:02,
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Oh god, don't
I haven't heard such a terrible cover in years. The man can sing well enough; what was he doing slathering auto-tune all over the damn thing?
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 15:07,
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Here I am.
New Order are insipid, pointless drivel - 'dance' music for weedy student gaylords who like The Smiths. This is also true of the Happy Mondays (admittedly hilarious people) and other 'Madchester' cunts. It's a load of fucking shit.
A back to basics of electronic music should take you back to Suicide and The Silver Apples, through Kraftwerk, New York electro, into early Detroit techno masters like Juan Atkins and from thence into Acid and hardcore...and should not go anywhere near True pissing Faith. Fucking Techno fucking tronic were better than those shitarses.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 15:02,
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What about Whigfield and the Scandanavian sub movement of the mid-ninties
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 15:04,
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Also put a Donk on it
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 15:05,
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I imagine that you have all of these rants
already prepared and saved on your computer, filed alphabetically, ready to whip out at the right moment.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 15 Apr 2011, 15:05,
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Certainly not.
Each one is lovingly crafted from scratch each time.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 15:10,
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I have to know where this new sig has come from
as everything about it suggests it is not your own work. Japan were an axis power, you like them.
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 15:11,
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The FB page of insults to Japan after the Tsunami
Also see: "payback for Pearl harbor!"
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 15:12,
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Oh dear
That's particularly worrying. The idea that a human being could think it was remotely OK to post such a thing... why aren't they on B3ta?
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 15:17,
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Unrelated
but apparently the Chinese government has just banned all film and TV output about time travel.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 15 Apr 2011, 15:19,
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That's because they've cracked it
if you are the second child in you family you'll wake up tomorrow not existing
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 15:22,
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and this is why we love you.
tailored bile. Who can ask for more. It's like we have our very own racist Charlie Brooker.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 15:12,
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STOP SHATTERING MY ILLUSIONS!
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 15 Apr 2011, 15:13,
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Eh, why not
TTER GG
ILL +AN
IONS
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 15:16,
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Brilliant
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Bazongaloid, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 15:18,
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Don't forget A-ha and PSB there.
You can't just selectively work though the "hipper" artists, you know.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 15:10,
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Oh, also
the fact you don't like them doesn't change the fact that they are considered a seminal act in a certain genre of electronica.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 15:11,
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This is MONTY
Do you really expect his response to be much else than "I don't like them. Therefore they are fucking shit"?
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 15:12,
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of course not
sometimes I just feel obliged to step in.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 15:13,
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I appreciate it
Love a bit of New Order, even though their association with "Madchester", as Monty points out, makes them cunts by proxy
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 15:15,
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the madchester association isn't really their fault
they pre-dated it and properly cut their "dance" teeth in NY in the 80s rather than Manchester. One of the best British bands of the last 30 years IMO.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 15:20,
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I quite agree
You also make a good point about Madchester. I am struggling to think of another good manc band right now, it's responsible for more musical hate crime than any other city
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 15:27,
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That's unfair. I'm happy to be a great deal more specific about why they're shit -
and/or why other contemporaneous acts were infinitely superior.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 15:19,
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A Certain Ratio were fucking BRILLIANT
I don't mean to suggest that you can't back up your arguments, merely that you have a very black and white viewpoint and are rarely willing to concede ground. I will admit that your knowledge of music is vastly greater than mine and as such you are entitled to have your opinion respected.
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 15:23,
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since there is no calibrated musical scale of quality, though
Any reason you can give for them being shit and others superior is merely an opinion, though, still.
Without New Order - yes, Madchester would have been different and that that might have prevented some dross from being released, but that's true of any emerging music genre. But there would also probably be no Prodigy, Orbital, Massive Attack etc.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 15:24,
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I'm sorry but the last sentence of this contains nonsense.
I have to do some work now so I cannot go into detail but I could draw you a musical timeline of Liam Howlett's musical influences that led to the sound of the Prodigy and New Order are not on it. My mate Hamish was their photographer for a bit so I've met him a few times and have exchanged formative influences over drinks.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 15:34,
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I said probably, not certainly
again, I don't know them, so I can't know. but I've read interviews in the mists of time where they've talked about the influence of the whole guitar/electronic thing, I'm sure.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 15:39,
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Considered a seminal act in a certain genre of electronica.
'Shit, indie dance' being that certain genre.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 15:14,
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well, in your opinion.
Don't make it right. They were massive in the rave scene, for a start.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 15:17,
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No they weren't.
I went to fucking hundreds of raves all over the country, from free parties on farmland to aircraft hangers, to warehouses...never once did I hear New Order. They were not remotely massive on the rave scene - they were popular in the Hacienda* and that's about it.
*coincidentally chock-full of weedy indie student benders into 'Madchester'. My brother lived there at the time and I went a few times. Compared with the proper mental raves on the M25 circuit it was rubbish. Fucking piano house bollocks.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 15:22,
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I refuse to believe that you can say with absolute certainty that you never heard New Order at a rave,
if only because I've been at raves where I wouldn't have known if St Winifred's School Choir had made a surprise appearance
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 15:24,
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You aren't me. Never once did I hear New Order.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 15:25,
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That's because as soon as 'Fine Time' came on
you'd cover your ears and run around shouting "lalalalalalanotlistening".
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 15 Apr 2011, 15:27,
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Fair play
I can barely remember who I was on most of these occasions, let alone what was playing. But, as is common knowledge, your capacity for larging it is unparalleled.
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 15:28,
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This is so.
It's my life's work.
*cries*
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 15:29,
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you went to more than me
so obviously I'll bow to your knowledge. But their stuff was massively common, particularly mixed, in the ones I went to.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 15:26,
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YOU'RE massively common.
I'm just being a knob now. Sorry.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 15:27,
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haha. Well played.
I'm not trying to out music you, I know that would be stupid. And I get why you don't like them, but they were very influential, even if they did influence a lot of crap as well as good.
/incidentally, have you really never heard them at a rave? because there's a really common about 20 second cut from bizzare love triangle that I've heard shitloads to move from xxxx to yyyy (I don't really do dance music so i'm buggered if I know which tracks)
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 15:31,
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Not once. Honestly.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 15:34,
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I've jsut tried listening to it
and it's utter gash. All the instruments are clipping horrifically.
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Bazongaloid, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:59,
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Fuck me, Al is disagreeing with me on the internet
My entire world view is compromised
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 15:00,
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ha ha ha
click
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 15:01,
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You know what you should do, right?
Go to KFC. Just go there now.
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Bazongaloid, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 15:04,
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Are you asking me out?
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 15:08,
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hahahaha
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 15:10,
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No it's an old meme referring to suicide
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Bazongaloid, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 15:12,
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That is the worst excuse for being knocked back I've ever heard
It's nothing personal Al, I'm just not a feeder
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 15:13,
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ha ha ha gold
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 15:16,
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I've settled on this for some old skool d&b lols
www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3PsT5Hynfc
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 15:03,
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One of my rarest rave 12"s is Mickey Finn's first ever record.
It's this, and it's one of my favourites of the era:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXu4NbG3-7A
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 15:05,
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You see, now you are talking sense
What year was this out?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 15:10,
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90 or 91 I think.
EDIT it's 91 - my favourite year for raving. The music was still quite varied, the drugs were strong and plentiful, and I was 18. Magic.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 15:10,
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Not really that heavy or hardcore as you wished earlier
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 15:11,
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Not drum and bass at all either you helmet.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 15:13,
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I know! I thought that feeling flowed deeper in dance music as a genre
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 15:13,
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My favourite type of rave tune was the 'bleep' stuff like 'LFO' by LFO.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 15:16,
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LFO
Was a solid tune, solid bass and lots of space. The daddies of Bleep Culture had to be Sweet Exorcist. Fucking amazing. The Testone series with the brilliant sample, 'If everythings ready on the dark side of the moon, play the five tones', was and still is, monumental.
They also predated Dubstep by releasing the eyeball shaking 12", Clonk. If you love bass, then track it down on vinyl. More low end wobble than is actually necessary.
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Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 15:43,
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Try Magnetic Man, you might like it.
I could hook you up with a list of the good shit if you want. Or get hold of the Best of/Annual albums and pick and choose the best stuff from there. Warning: there is a LOT of utter shit dubstep out there.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 15:12,
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This is exactly the point for every track i like, there are ten shit ones!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 15:14,
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It's a shame as the genre holds a lot of promise, especially for anyone who loved drum and bass
but every studio-mixologist and his stoned mate have the gear in their bedrooms now and think they can produce interesting, meaty tunes. No, pricks, you can't, your music sounds just as mighty badger described.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 15:16,
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Magnetic Man
Is more Popstep than it is Dubstep. Very formulaic, predictable and dull.
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Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 15:45,
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Oh no, someone disagrees with me on the internet.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 15:49,
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Nope
Just typing my thoughts on Magnetic Man.
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Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 15:55,
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Fair enough, it's blatantly pop but I like it.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 15:56,
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Dubstep suggestion
The best stuff I have ever heard is by a chap called Bass Clef. Its technically NOT Dubstep, as it is interesting and not at all repetitive and dull.
Its more a mix of rave, jungle, soca, afrobeat and carnival glee. Brilliant stuff for all weathers and moods, highly recommended.
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Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 15:38,
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ta Cancer joy
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 15:40,
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Link to live Bass Clef live gig
I was at this. The last 3 track in particular are incredible.
mixedbusiness.co.uk/sounds/bass_clef_live_kinky_afro.mp3
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Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 15:51,
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