You write like a poor quality Gonz.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 15:33, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

he's baaaa-ly good enough for that

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 15:34, Reply)

I'll bet he'll hoof it soon if we keep baiting him.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 15:38, Reply)

Wool he or won't he?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 15:39, Reply)

Ewe probably have more of an idea than me.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 15:42, Reply)

If I had to describe QOTW to an outsider.
I would probably cite this subthread.
It's like two mentally challenged children touching each other's bits in the corner of the class and laughing.
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 15:49, Reply)

That's absolutely spot-on.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 15:50, Reply)

You forgot lies

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 15:50, Reply)

Psychochalmp: "If I had to describe you
...well no I wouldn't, you're just an unfunny cunt"

NakedApe: "HA HA HA Internet gold right there I want to touch you"
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 15:51, Reply)

Why don't you work off some of that internet rage with a good frisbee session

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 15:52, Reply)

Oh shit, you used someone else's insult that wasn't an insult.
I'd better go and sit down.
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 15:55, Reply)

Or, or, and this is only a suggestion mind, you could stop getting so upset at people posting silly things on b3ta
especially given that you did set out to be a cunt from the very start. Having a superior attitude on the internet will only end up with you looking stupid.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 15:58, Reply)

Also writing that you take the internet seriously on your page is asking for trouble you tedious fucking spunk bubble

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 15:59, Reply)

Oh shit. You read my profile
You read my internet-thoughts.
I feel so vulnerable. What am I going to do now?
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:03, Reply)

Probably get upset and use sarcasm as a shield?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:05, Reply)

Looks like I'd better go and congratulate someone for their insult
because that'll fool people into thinking I'm needy and lacking in self-respect
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:13, Reply)

Frisbees are for pricks.

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 15:55, Reply)

Quite

(Bazongaloid, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 15:56, Reply)

Don't forget gimps

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 15:57, Reply)

Does he cut two eye holes in his frisbee
and gaffa tape it to his face?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 15:58, Reply)

1 little hole for his winky, then it's not gay when the rest of the team gobble him off

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:00, Reply)

ha ha ha gold
ha ha ha terrific bullying there
ha ha ha I want to touch you
ha ha ha I am a massive screaming mong
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:00, Reply)

Good to see you coming around

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:01, Reply)

As someone who takes pride in fellating others for their intellectual input
I am surprised that you didn't spot your own work.
I can't hel-OH I SEE YOU TURNED THAT AROUND.
IT'S LIKE YOU'RE SAYING 'I KNOW YOU ARE, YOU SAID YOU ARE, BUT WHAT AM I' BUT IN EVEN LESS WORDS.
OH WOW
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:05, Reply)

I'm taking bets: I've got 2/1 on a flounce before the end of the day

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:07, Reply)

Nah man, this guy puts up with more shit than this on /talk
but is usually a little more eloquent.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:09, Reply)

He seems awfully sensitive
I worry that he'll get dehydrated from all the sweating and palm ringing
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:11, Reply)

He has bells for hands?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:13, Reply)

no his hands are constantly on his bell ever since he had a full accidental tit brush in the lift

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:15, Reply)

That's what I'm surprised at
even Darth does better than this when he's in a mood.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:11, Reply)

Those are some pretty steep odds there, buddy.
What are you going to do with double the money?
Besides hiring a better set of parents, you utter fucking mongoloid.
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:10, Reply)

This is excellent.
You tell him.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:11, Reply)

yeah you tell me!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:13, Reply)

Has he told you yet?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:20, Reply)

No, i feel sad and neglected
I'm half expecting an angry gaz
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:20, Reply)

No, he's folded his arms and is staring moodily at the screen
shaking his head and muttering "Just you wait, I'll come to the next bash you're at, and then I'll fucking show you"
(Bazongaloid, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:21, Reply)

maybe he is fashioning a weapon out of a frisbee some sticky back plastic and some razor blades
I only hope he doesn't use the same one's he cuts himself with i don't want lolAIDS
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:23, Reply)

You should totally keep replying to each other
You won't sound any more gay, I promise.
No, wait hang on. I'm supposed to be upset now. Shit.
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:28, Reply)

HAHA
because homosexuality is what happens when two men talk to each other.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:30, Reply)

No offence, buddy
but if that's what you consider to be talking, then you're exactly where you need to be
And my original statement stands.
You have a great weekend justifying your totally non-queer relationship with your cheerleader now, okay?
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:35, Reply)

Why would you say "no offence"
when your insinuation that I'm homosexual couldn't in any way be construed other than an attempt to offend me.

It's sad that someone so intolerant is working in the law, but then again, given the naivety you've already displayed with regards to your workplace, it's not surprising.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:39, Reply)

Chin up, PsychoChalmp.
NakedApe will cheer you up, yeah?
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:45, Reply)

No, I got the last word in!

(Bazongaloid, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:45, Reply)

I have no idea what this is about, but no, you didn't.
*fight to see who can get it before it gets archieved*
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 18:02, Reply)

Helpfully, for a reason that may become clear in the future, this board doesn't get archived.
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post188577#answers-post-1170878
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 18:06, Reply)

My parents loved me enough to not allow me to play frisbee in the park like a nonce
you nonce
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:15, Reply)

His parents only stuck a frisbee to his head
so the dog would play with him.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:16, Reply)

POTD
This bit of obsequiousness may upset QC so i had better call you a plonker as well
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:20, Reply)

Can you be ANY MORE up Psychochalmp's arse right now?
Jesus, get a room you two. It's embarrassing
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:30, Reply)

Don't you mean "sheep" odds?
come play the game!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:16, Reply)

'Fewer' words, you mean?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:08, Reply)

Yes, thank you

( Frisbee TeaBoy, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:11, Reply)

No problem.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:15, Reply)

If I had to describe you to an outsider,
I'd say 'he's a monumental gaylord'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:02, Reply)

If I had to decribe you to an outsider
I wouldn't bother, I'd talk about something interesting instead. Like waterproof trousers.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:05, Reply)

Hahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:07, Reply)