On Monday I'm going to see Chas and Dave, in London, with a London Girl,
And we're getting a lift home in her uncle's black cab. Short of the cast of Eastenders turning up and singing 'Consider Yourself' at me, I don't think it can get any more Cor Blimey.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 13:08, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

If he has a pearly king suit on,
this will be excellent.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Sat 16 Apr 2011, 13:11, Reply)

As long as he's got a chunky Albert chain I'll respect him.
You have to respect a man with a chunky Albert chain. Even if he's talking shit. If he's eating a spare rib while doing this, his word is Law.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 13:15, Reply)

Albert chain?
Is that like a chain attached to a willy piercing?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 13:16, Reply)

Haha! Nope.
It's a bracelet with, like, a bar, like on a pocket watch.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 13:18, Reply)

Is this one of those ID bracelets?

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Sat 16 Apr 2011, 13:19, Reply)

Nope.
Someone look it up. I'm on my shit phone y'see.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 13:22, Reply)

I have a silver one that my mummy gave me

(Bazongaloid, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 15:43, Reply)

Silver doesn't have the same air of geezer, but is my favourite colour of all the metals.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 16:03, Reply)

I'm not very Geezerish
so it's probably just as well
(Bazongaloid, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 16:07, Reply)

I thought I'd see you last night.
Dj's taken the vapours.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 16:12, Reply)

*London doris.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 13:11, Reply)

She's a proper doris and all.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 13:16, Reply)