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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Fucking this^
Edit: By this I mean I agree, this is not an announcement of mine and Noel's secret, gay, online, long-distance dalliance or owt.
(, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 11:53, 1 reply, 15 years ago)
wait, whoa, what's with all the negativity?
seems like good advice to me
(, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 11:54, Reply)
Tell me, are you one of these people
that thinks that staying out of debt is easy if you live within your means and therefore anybody who doesn't is a fucking idiot?

This is unrelated to your previous post, you just seem the type.
(, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 11:56, Reply)
well that's just silly
debt has many factors, cost of living, income etc

drugs = bad and illegal, if they prevent you from seeing your daughter, stop taking them. eh?
(, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 11:59, Reply)
Yeah, but if you lived within your means, you don't need to get in debt
I live within my means (apart from the 2K I owe on a credit card, the 200+K I owe to the bank for my house and the £150 I borrowed off my mum last week) so it's applicable to everyone.

And the country. Fucking budget deficits.
(, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:01, Reply)
also, don't ask the internet for money
that's some stupid ass shit, right there motherfunker
(, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:02, Reply)
Who asked the internet for money?

(, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:04, Reply)
Blaireau69 had his mortgage paid for a couple of months by Batshitmentalist/RogertheStarfish

(, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:05, Reply)
Did he actually ask? Or did he bitch'n'moan and she gave in?
I still regard him as a hero for that, I wish I could troll someone into paying my rent for a few months.
(, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:06, Reply)
and so did Monty a while ago
because he's poor and in debt and needs a proper job and to stop blowing it all on coke
(, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:08, Reply)
he's got a proper job

(, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:09, Reply)
Sometimes it's unavoidable.
It's managing your debt that's important.
(, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:02, Reply)
*sticks fingers in ears*
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO ITS ALL PEOPLES OWN FAULT FOR SPENDING MONEY THEY DONT HAVE
(, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:06, Reply)
Are you a seriously deep cover Bert?

(, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 11:59, Reply)
deep cover?
I'm just bert, how you doing al?
(, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:00, Reply)
Weren't you wholly and entirely banned?

(, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:00, Reply)
why would I have been banned?

(, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:01, Reply)
For fucking your sister?

(, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:01, Reply)
you can get banned for that?!
Holy shit!
(, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:02, Reply)
Stepsister, al
Totally different. It even counteracts her being underage at the time.
It really doesn't.
(, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:03, Reply)
where did you hear that?
Was it on a forum based around sick humour?
(, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:04, Reply)
Because everything on here is a lie
I don't believe you're bert though.
(, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:06, Reply)
I recognise this profile from a good while ago
I remember the story about the RE teacher.
(, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:06, Reply)
As one of his?

(, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:08, Reply)
http://www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1172401

(, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:06, Reply)
I was going to do that
fairly conclusive
(, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:08, Reply)
Good point well made

(, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:09, Reply)
ask me something only bert would know

(, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:07, Reply)
What does your half-sister's vagina look like?
Does she have prominent labia?
(, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:09, Reply)
no, you must be thinking of Becky/blue green olga
who fucked her brother, and is still in love with him, trufux
(, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:10, Reply)
Haha, oh man !
There is some real fucked up shit going on with some people here.
(, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:12, Reply)
alright gonz?
Poo'd your pants lately?
(, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:13, Reply)
It's been a little while, come close quite a lot, but always managed to blast it out against the bowl.
I once managed to get it under the toilet seat, I was impressed by that.

Got skidmarks though if that helps.
(, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:20, Reply)
not really

(, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:25, Reply)
half sister I heard

(, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:06, Reply)
That was it

(, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:07, Reply)
Half the sister, half the age, that's how it works, innit?
/ac
(, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:09, Reply)
I think it might be Robert Kilroy-Silk.
I didn't think he was a b3tan, but now I'm not so sure.
(, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:00, Reply)
Hahaha
*click*
(, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:02, Reply)
Alright Bert
How is your offline half sister, you know the one you had sex with and then ended up on that pesky register. Does that impact on your visitation rights with your daughter?
(, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:03, Reply)
If it doesn't I'd be a bit surprised
I wonder if the social know about him being on the sex offenders register for having sex with his underage half sister.
(, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:04, Reply)
This is internet gold, the return of BERT OOPS I'VE HAD SEX WITH MY SISTER
and his continuing meltdown
(, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:06, Reply)
He does seem an unusual person to be offering
familial advice. Really, it'd be rich for him to be making any suggestion other than "as far as I'm concerned, as long as you don't fuck her, you're doing better than me"
(, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:05, Reply)
not in teh slightest, she stays over every weekend
looking forward to spending a lovely easter with her, it'll be fab
(, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:05, Reply)
Do you ever have any, you know urges towards her
at bath time and such like
(, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:07, Reply)
Do you use her as the bait to get her friends round?

(, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:07, Reply)
Hello my names Robert and I'm going to be your special friend

(, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:08, Reply)
and if you tell your mummy and daddy I'll burn your house down

(, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:08, Reply)

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