not because its a total load of absolute fucking bollocks.

( WormuIus, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:41, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Oh man, it's Mortal Wombat's job, girlfriend and holiday all over again.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:43, Reply)

I am banging my head on the desk.
WHY? WHY MAKE THIS UP?
( WormuIus, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:48, Reply)

Why indeed?
What possible benefit to myself could be gained from doing so? Nothing whatsoever. I might even be ridiculed and called a liar.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:52, Reply)

Its just hit me.
ATTENTION ON THE INTERNET
( WormuIus, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:53, Reply)

Its the only way he can get off since his penis turned into a turnip after he necked a bottle of calpol.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:54, Reply)

He'd try fucking a postbox, but he's only got one lung left.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:57, Reply)

Because this place is full of gullible mungos who will believe it and think you are well cool on the internet.
Which is what qotw and offtopic now seem to be based upon.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:53, Reply)

how on earth do you figure that?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:56, Reply)

Have you had a look at any given qotw answer lately?

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:57, Reply)

qotw and offtopic aren't the same thing
and aren't populated by the same people.

I agree about qotw
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:59, Reply)

Don't confuse him Vipros

(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:00, Reply)

You're being naughty

( thealternativefact, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:01, Reply)

*grins*

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:02, Reply)

How?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:03, Reply)

Your sig...

( thealternativefact, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:04, Reply)

I like to include a little snippet of truth
about whoever's name I am borrowing that day
(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:05, Reply)

Ha!
Well, thank you then.
:)
( thealternativefact, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:07, Reply)

What has qotw got to do with us?

( girlinthehole, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:59, Reply)

Off Topic

Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:00, Reply)

Many of us came from QOTW
but many just drifted in here like cunts from other boards.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:01, Reply)

that was appropriate 3 years ago when it started
things have changed
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:02, Reply)

Clearly rob disagrees.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:05, Reply)

or perhaps doesn't care enough to change it

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:08, Reply)

rob not giving a shit about a pointless addition to his already dying site?
Never.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:10, Reply)

I know, I was as shocked as anyone

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:13, Reply)

You're like the middle child trying to garner attention by telling us daddy loves you more.
Twat!
( girlinthehole, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:15, Reply)

Yeah, because talk is definitely the place rob cares about most.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:21, Reply)

Whatever!

( girlinthehole, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:22, Reply)

He's said as much before, it's the first place he checks when he comes online and it's the greatest reflection of himself, if I remember rightly.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:23, Reply)

And this is important because?

( girlinthehole, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:27, Reply)

Don't you start on me!

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:28, Reply)

*puts up fists*
*ducks and weaves*
( girlinthehole, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:28, Reply)

Kinky!

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:29, Reply)

I think this is the problem
because /OT started out as a spin off from qotw it remains tarred with the same brush.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:00, Reply)

THE SEXY BRUSH

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:01, Reply)

Hell yeah!

( girlinthehole, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:03, Reply)

Well offtopic come over here often enough chest beating.
They should realise that it's a different beast entirely.
( girlinthehole, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:02, Reply)

I think you have got confused

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:03, Reply)

How so?

( girlinthehole, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:06, Reply)

offtopic /talk
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:07, Reply)

^this

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:08, Reply)

haha!
Have I mentioned I'm old?
( girlinthehole, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:15, Reply)

I would like to point out at this time that the only reason people from talk are here is because of Monty.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:09, Reply)

You should come more often, you're at least fourteen times more entertaining than Wormulus and Chompy combined.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:12, Reply)

That's only because he's more of a pillock.

( girlinthehole, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:17, Reply)

The only report of a man being beheaded in Manchester is that schizo who killed a pensioner in 2008.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:48, Reply)

I think we're about to be told that the reason there is nothing online to verify his story
is becuase it happened before the internet existed and not because he's a man-child day-dreamer who tells his colleagues at work that his GP is Jimmi Hendrix' mum and his second cousin is Spiderman.
( WormuIus, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:51, Reply)