Best you ever had?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:42, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

hard to say, the mrs is absolutely lovely

(sky nob extreme to the max!, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:43, Reply)

Have you told her why it's always a bit awkward at Christmas at your family's?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:45, Reply)

pfffft

(sky nob extreme to the max!, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:45, Reply)

Does your current girlfriend know that you had sex with an underage girl that youwere related to?
I just reckon that's got to be an awkward talk to have with a new girl.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:45, Reply)

Not really, what with it being fiction and all

(sky nob extreme to the max!, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:48, Reply)

out of interest
did you line up a new account or two a week ago, so that you could use it today after the inevitable banning?

because that would be a bit odd.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:49, Reply)

nope, I set up this new account with the intention of going on /talk
I only used it today to put the willies up Chompy
(sky nob extreme to the max!, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:51, Reply)

it's Darth who likes the willies up him

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:52, Reply)

poor joke, it's no wonder this place has gone downhill

(sky nob extreme to the max!, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:54, Reply)

as far as I can see
it's no worse than it was. Just different. Still passes the time in the same way.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:55, Reply)

I never got into the 'chat' thing
I was here for attention and bullying
(sky nob extreme to the max!, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:56, Reply)

in that case, it is just as good as it was before
if not better.

attention and bullying is what it is all about
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:58, Reply)

christ, you're such a beardy twat

(sky nob extreme to the max!, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:01, Reply)

I expect better from you

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:02, Reply)

I have a Gibson 335

(sky nob extreme to the max!, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:04, Reply)

I don't like them
and they don't like me.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:05, Reply)

just like my family

(sky nob extreme to the max!, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:08, Reply)

I dunno
your family and I get on just fine
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:11, Reply)

oh you bastard
that was below the belt, if I had a dad I'd get him to box your ears
(sky nob extreme to the max!, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:13, Reply)

I have a dad
so I win.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:15, Reply)

it's hurts me deep inside when you say that
I have a dire need to be loved
(sky nob extreme to the max!, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:19, Reply)

you may need to rethink your approach

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:25, Reply)

LOVE ME YOU FUCK UGLY MOTHERFUCKING CUNTSTACHES

(sky nob extreme to the max!, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:26, Reply)

good start

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:28, Reply)

So you are now saying that you did not have sex with your half sister
and that all the people that you have told this story were being lied to?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:51, Reply)

I'm saying that you shouldn't really use a sick humour website
as a place to rely on for facts and truth
(sky nob extreme to the max!, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:52, Reply)

Are you going to answer that with a yes or a no?
Did you have sex with your half sister?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:56, Reply)

a yes or no

(sky nob extreme to the max!, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:57, Reply)

Brilliant
even though it's an internet site full of liars, you still aren't quite prepared to state that you didn't have sex with your sister. Because you did.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:58, Reply)

and what if I did al?
Would you like to go on a daily mail-esque rant about how the country's being overrun by paedophiles?
(sky nob extreme to the max!, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:01, Reply)

Not at all, because it isn't
but a guy who had sex with his sister doesn't have a leg to stand on when it comes to baiting other people, because the response will always be "it doesn't matter what you've just said about my life, you put your penis in your sisters vagina".
(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:02, Reply)

but she was WELL tidy

(sky nob extreme to the max!, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:03, Reply)

Tidy?
Earlier you said she looked like you with tits.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:16, Reply)

I'm fucking gorgeous
in that photo of us at a bash I look like the cinderella to your ugly, nay deformed, sister
(sky nob extreme to the max!, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:20, Reply)

Being prettier than me does not make you pretty.
Besides, aren't you ginger?
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:22, Reply)

only my pubes
:(
(sky nob extreme to the max!, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:26, Reply)

That's a bit strong.
I'd reckon killing yourself in shame would be sufficient.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:03, Reply)

go and get two women pregnant, force one of them to have an abortion
and then come back here and boast about drugs like a teenage boy, you silly old man
(sky nob extreme to the max!, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:05, Reply)

But you're a nonce, Bert.
A nonce.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:09, Reply)

define 'nonce' for me, I think I know what it means, but I'd like your definition

(sky nob extreme to the max!, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:13, Reply)

Check the paperwork you got from the police.
It explains it on there, I expect.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:17, Reply)

do you know why Sting of Sting and the Police is called Sting?

(sky nob extreme to the max!, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:21, Reply)

fiction internet FACT
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:51, Reply)