I killed my step sister, but that was only to stop her telling everyone I'd fucked her when she was underage

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:09, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Fuck off Bert
Obvious reply is obvious
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:12, Reply)

'ello guvnor, 'ow's the Samatha Janus 'oldin out after a weekend wiv Disaster

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:14, Reply)

Hahaha, fine thanks mate
Had a great laugh with Disaster, shame about the result but no other complaints. How are you keeping?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:21, Reply)

Good, getting some work donw today which is good, so much to do as off on hols on saturday
At least you're not a Bolton supporter
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:23, Reply)

Yes. That's true. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Where are the hols taking you?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:28, Reply)

Majorca, North coast adults only spa.
Might as well enjoy the lack of kids for the last time in my life!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:31, Reply)

Good man
That's exactly what I'd do if a) Ms Foxtrot would ever consider the possibility of letting me knock her up and b) there weren't EU sanctions against me procreating
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:33, Reply)

Is it for the dancing?
I thought you were allowed to procreate as long as you didn't dance in front of the kids.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:37, Reply)

When you meet me you'll understand
More like me would be a bad thing
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:39, Reply)

I don't know
You sound pretty sexy. Is that it? Too many sexy man around?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:42, Reply)

Bless you, darling
If only you were in charge of the EU. Sadly none of those pesky bereaucrats share your wise opinion
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:44, Reply)

you should probably got to prison for that
I'm fairly sure people who shag their relatives go to prison
(sky nob extreme to the max!, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:17, Reply)

Or East Anglia

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:19, Reply)

Piss off
We don't want him
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:21, Reply)

with me you don't get a choice

(sky nob extreme to the max!, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:23, Reply)

There are Gamorrean Guards stationed at all the entrances to Norfolk to repel furriners
Although your pasttimes would deem you worthy of acceptance, people here are NICE. So you wouldn't fit in.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:28, Reply)

I'm well nice
you floppy-fringed cockspannet
(sky nob extreme to the max!, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:29, Reply)

How did you know I'm currently rocking the full Bieber?
*looks around in a blind fucking panic*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:31, Reply)

*gay joke about you shagging justin beiber*
OBVIOUS!
(sky nob extreme to the max!, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:32, Reply)

Motherfucker please
Don't tar me with your pre-pubescent brush
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:34, Reply)

but he looks like a girl, and I think he's overage, isn't he?

(sky nob extreme to the max!, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:34, Reply)

So your sister, what with her bein a bit of council estate rough
Why didn't the elizabeth duke bling that you got her keep her gob shut?
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:38, Reply)

Overage
: an amount exceeding a certain sum or quantity: as
a : a percentage of the amount of sales grossed by a retail store that is paid under the terms of a lease in addition to a fixed rent
b : an amount by which a payment or cost exceeds an expected or budgeted amount
c : See also surplus
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:38, Reply)

I thought he was 15
He looks about 8 anyway. There's "tantalisingly youthful" and then there's Bieber
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:40, Reply)

isn't that the difference between a paedo and a pederast?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:43, Reply)

If you say so, darling
You're the edumacated one here, something like that sounds suspiciously like useful knowledge. If it's unlikely to come up in a pub quiz then it's outside my remit.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:45, Reply)

Pederast
is just an archaic term for an 'omo
( Kroney, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:45, Reply)

no one does, he is doomed to roam the outer lands searching for long lost relatives to procreate with

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:24, Reply)

they're hard to come by
because their hands are so small
(sky nob extreme to the max!, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:25, Reply)