I heard a nasty story about a guinea pig once

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:48, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

did it get a gun and shoot down everyone in its path?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:49, Reply)

that would've been better
and less sad :(
I knew someone who claimed that their friend had burst a guinea-pig
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:54, Reply)

Meep.
I burst a kitten once :(
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:56, Reply)

:C

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:05, Reply)

Did it shag it's underage step sister and then go and play ULTIMATE FRISBEE

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:50, Reply)

Whoa, getting your oddballs all mixed up right there.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:53, Reply)

Oh boy if only I came here often enough to see your comments
and get really angry at them
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:06, Reply)

Sixteen minutes between insult and reaction makes it look like you come here reasonably often.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:15, Reply)

Actually, you can thank BraynDedd
for drawing my attention to it.
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:20, Reply)

It's the fact that you actually felt you had to come over here
and try and make yourself look better by being an angry person on the internet
(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:26, Reply)

See, only needy, whining little Marys like yourselves see posts in terms of
the value and influence over one's reputation that it actually doesn't have.
And that's good, because you have common ground. Just try not to judge an outsider's post in the same terms as yours, unless you actually intend to come across as said whining little marys.
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:43, Reply)

See, now I've put myself in an apparent conundrum
Do I reply to whatever manipulation of wit and repartee you can come up with, thereby proving your utterly meaningless point.

Or do I not reply, and you consider me to be wilfully ignoring whatever you have to say in a desperate attempt to prove my own point?

I shall be doing neither. I have work to do but rest assured, your judgement of me will be playing on my mind.
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:46, Reply)

That's a whole lot of assuring.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:48, Reply)

You didn't see anything

( Frisbee TeaBoy, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:49, Reply)

I like you Adam, you're an easy target but you give as good as you get.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:50, Reply)

As good as he gets? Really? You think so?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:55, Reply)

Well no, but his resilience reminds me of a Jack Russell trying to get at the marrow in a beef bone.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 17:08, Reply)

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( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:46, Reply)

BEEFRIS

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:48, Reply)

We've only just got rid of the last fris

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:51, Reply)