I love that you're old, you wrinkled lunatic.

( thealternativefact, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:52, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

OMG! Monty is old.
Prostrate trouble lols.
( girlinthehole, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:55, Reply)

I think you'd best check.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:55, Reply)

It's not getting prostrate that's the problem.
It's the getting up again.
( thealternativefact, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:56, Reply)

*polite applause*

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:56, Reply)

*wraps chest in Vick's, brown paper and string*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:57, Reply)

These are a few of my favourite things!

( thealternativefact, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:57, Reply)

Along with Woodbines, the Eagle comic and rickets.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:59, Reply)

I keep myself looking young by bathing nightly in pimp's blood.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:55, Reply)

This is a lie.
You. Bathing nightly. Whatever.
( thealternativefact, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:57, Reply)

OK fort-nightly. You got me.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:00, Reply)

Bi-Annually

(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:04, Reply)

I heard that if you never wash your hair it cleans itself.
Also that if you piss your pants every day at 2pm, they wash themselves.

Mind you my 'source' also told me some samurai-based facts so I'm not sure, now.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:10, Reply)

The pants thing is true
but the hair thing is a lie, you just end up with rancid stinking hair. I didn't wash my hair for about 3 months when I had dreadlocks, it smelt terrible.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:11, Reply)

My brother did that too.
For about 8 years. He smelled like a rotting tramp.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:15, Reply)