Right at this moment
I could really do with a jolly good shag.

Any subsequent discussion about the Industrial Revolution, the American Civil War or dogs would be bonus points.

Bacon. In a big fat butty, from the shop down the road from our depot.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 21:02, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

i still don't know what a butty is

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 21:06, Reply)

sammich.

( girlinthehole, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 21:08, Reply)

bread innit

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 21:11, Reply)

You'd call it a roll
Bacon in two slices of bread, or...fuck, you're right. I've never had a bun/teacake/barm in the States.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 21:10, Reply)

I think the closest thing is a burger bun
but a butty isn't quite so plastic.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 18 Apr 2011, 21:16, Reply)

You're probably right
The US is distinctly inferior to Europe in terms of bread products.

Sarah Palin approves of this.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 21:23, Reply)

well i never
we just don't eat a lot of bread okay gosh
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 21:27, Reply)

Don't get all defensive
You get a lot of local bakers in Europe, and a lot of fresh bread.

It's not a critisism, just an observation.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 21:31, Reply)

never been to europe but that is definitely true!
I don't think I've ever been in a real honest to God bakery in my life.
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 21:34, Reply)

keep saving
Real bread, real cheese, real chocolate.

I've had to knock my US visit on the head this year sadly.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 21:41, Reply)

yeah, I used to always think "oh man, I'm never going to be able to afford a trip" but after footing the bill for dentals I realise I definitely could
but still
dentals are more important than meeting stinky b3tans and looking at castles
we have a dinosaur land afterall so that's fairly awesome
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 21:42, Reply)

I'll start doing the lottery again so we can get you over here.

( girlinthehole, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 21:44, Reply)

you should come here and see the dinosaur land
it's magical
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 21:47, Reply)

sounds good

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 21:53, Reply)

If needed I can donate an air-bed to whoever has to put you up for your stay.

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 21:48, Reply)

You've got the fucking lot in a very big country
There's a school that sneers at Americans for only 10% getting passports.

We've talked about this before. I'd move there tomorrow if I could take the cats and dogs.

Yes, I'd miss fresh food but I wouldn't miss the insularity, parochialism, the "this is the way we've always done it" European mentality.

A mate of mine is almost there. He's a train driver (railroad engineer) over here and he's been offered a similar job in San Jose, CA. He's just got to jump through the hoops of beaurocracy and he's in.

Lucky bastard.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 21:54, Reply)

A thick sandwich
using soft floury bread
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 21:11, Reply)