Scotland wins
what with having a wee village called "Twathats" just near Lockerbie.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 9:59, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

ha ha ha ha

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 10:01, Reply)

That is magnificent. As is

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 10:01, Reply)

ha, when my dad sold our house in spain
he bought points in that scheme, so we get free holidays every year instead of the spanish place. i've just booked a nice freebie week of lying in the sun in madeira with a friend.

my brother and his family have been to that very farm. the kids failed to get the joke.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 10:06, Reply)

It's really hard to get good free-range organic bell ends these days, don't you find?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 10:18, Reply)

Quite so.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 10:21, Reply)

This should amuse then...
www.i-r-genius.com/rudeplaces.html
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 10:01, Reply)

Speaking as a five year old
That is fucking hilarious and I've sent it to my father and brother who will both agree.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 10:03, Reply)

Lord hereford's Knob
I hope it was named after a well endowed member of the aristocracy
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 10:05, Reply)

Same to you.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 10:05, Reply)

I live near Ball's Cross. Fact.
Nearby there's a place called Windy Gap and a pub called The Brown Trout.

It's like the area was colonised by the Carry On crew.
( Kroney, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 10:10, Reply)

Haha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 10:13, Reply)

classic
I remember Mianus from Jackass. "So, can you get much meat in Mianus?"
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 10:16, Reply)

"What's the best way to get into Mianus?"
One of my favourite sketches of theirs. Perfect fodder for a group of men with that level of maturity
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 10:20, Reply)

"oh, man, look over there. There's a big red fire truck parked in Mianus"
I couldn't agree more.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 10:25, Reply)

Hahaha
*fires up YouTube*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 10:32, Reply)