Don't talk, don't look anyone in the eye
and try not to dwell on how Grim it is.

Remember to tug on your forelock when you see a lady and never insult a man's whippet. If you can't understand them, don't ask them to repeat themselves, just pretend to be deaf, it's safer.

They respect only strength. The men can come across as intimidating, do not show weakness and give as good as you get. Although as I've said, try to do so without speaking, they don't like the sound of an educated voice.

And for God's sake, don't mention the fact that however soft they reckon we are, we were the only ones to successfully fight off the Vikings, a race renowned for battlefield savagery, whilst they meekly rolled over and interbred.

Long memories, them Northerners.
( Kroney, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 10:00, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

What is a whippet? I imagine it's something that isn't tangable, like a man's honor or something.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 10:06, Reply)

It's a sort of inferior greyhound
you can't afford a greyhound if you're on t'durl, you see.
( Kroney, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 10:07, Reply)

You of all people should know.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 10:07, Reply)

its a dog that isn't a pug

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 10:08, Reply)

This is useful stuff, thank you.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 10:06, Reply)