Mark decides that he wants to be Martha

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 14:19, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Having seen Mark dance to the Weather girl's, It's raining men, I can almost believe this.

( girlinthehole, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 14:20, Reply)

Me too!
As long as Martha still wants to be with me, I don't mind being lesbian :)
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 14:22, Reply)

How forward thinking of you hon : )

( girlinthehole, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 14:22, Reply)

First time we went out partying
and I got to see him dancing, I started to consider this. However, he hasn't thought of changing sex yet, neither he's accepted any of the gay's requests he's had, so I'm relatively calm.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 14:25, Reply)

He has - he'd just not told you about his liaisons.
He's cheating on you with a cross-dressing bender from Surrey. Sorry to be the bearer and all that.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 14:28, Reply)

They're ALL shirters from Surrey.
Internet fact.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 14:32, Reply)

I am from Surrey and I am not a gay.
I put it to you that the proof is in my awful attitude to women.

Internet fact: DISPROVED
( Kroney, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 14:44, Reply)

bender telecommunications analyst Surrey Bayroot
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 14:39, Reply)

LOL

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 14:56, Reply)

I'd be quite upset
as I've told him I want a trio, and he says it's ok with 2 women but not 2 men.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 14:39, Reply)

He is correct in this.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 14:40, Reply)

^Sexist agrees^

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 14:43, Reply)

Therefore...
he's not a bender?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:01, Reply)

Either that or he's playing a defensive game.
Ease him into it by suggesting two women, but one of them gets a strapon.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:10, Reply)

see, no, don't think I could do that

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 14:22, Reply)

You are Daryl Hall and I claim my Man-eater.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 14:39, Reply)

Whoah-oh here she comes.
You can tell because your drink is doing that thing from Jurassic Park.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 14:39, Reply)

*Roger Moore 'oof'*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 14:55, Reply)

hahahahaha

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 14:22, Reply)