Isn't Mistaspackkerman currently 'on his travels'?

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:33, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

He seems to cover all bases on the 'confused loner' chart

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:34, Reply)

he's on the search
for the pearlescent mystery of milky pre-cum
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:36, Reply)

I've read it.
I can't unread it.

I hate you.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:38, Reply)

and that from someone who lives with your missus!
/prouds
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:39, Reply)

Just wait until you meet her in July.
Honestly, the stories on here are NOWT.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:41, Reply)

One of the first threads I remember
-squeals-
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:39, Reply)

Did anyone ever have, you know, abit of a chat with him over that particular claim

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:40, Reply)

i certainly didn't
it amuses me no end that it is the one thread which horrifies everyone, despite the fact that so much worse gets posted on here daily.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:41, Reply)

I think it was just the whole TMI thing.
You, luckily, did not have to experience Spak's crotch hanging out of a rather massive hole in his jeans all evening. I'm sure clendrix will gaz you the photo...
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:43, Reply)

Lalalalalalalanotlistening!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:42, Reply)

Somewhere in America, too.
D'ya think..?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:35, Reply)

As much as I'd like this not to be true, what with all his precum problems ...

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:36, Reply)

Well a 13 year old is gonna need more lubing than an adult so that makes no sense...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:37, Reply)

gross gross gross!!!!!!!

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:38, Reply)

This isn't your favourite area for jokes is it?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:39, Reply)

Nah, Spak's a pussycat really.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:37, Reply)

Cat's can definately do that pre cum thing
so I hear
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:42, Reply)