I was listening to one of their fellas on LBC before.
I reckon we should tell them and the EDL that the do has been re-arranged to somewhere like waltham abby, and they're free to protest it as much as they like, and in fact, we'll tell them both that the police are taking bribes not to show up to the royal wedding from extreamest groups. And then they'll both show up en-mass, have it off big time, but the trick is the wedding is still at Westminster as normal, so everyones happy.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 18:15, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Best thing about Summer:
Hot women in short clothes walking dogs in the park.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 18:18, Reply)

Worst thing about Summer:
The fact that offices are generally indoors.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 18:18, Reply)

Cheese
Big and stinking with a veriaty of buiscits, breads and chutneys and jellys.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 18:19, Reply)

Monty
Nobody the fuck knows, he was arguing with a Veatnam Vetren when the Vet yell in his face "OH SHIT ! YOU KNOW MAN ! YOU WERE THERE ! YOU'VE BEEN EVERYWHERE".

Monty is one of these people who is the festival or rave equivilent to footballers who say "Wigan Away, '96" and expect everyone to know exactly what what they're talking about.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 18:21, Reply)

one day
we shall go to my pet cheese restaurant in farringdon, and you shall pet all the cheeses.

ALL THE CHEESES.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 18:22, Reply)

even the baby cheeses?

(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 18:23, Reply)

hells yes

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 18:28, Reply)

Mon Cherie, audi avac mon franage le chen.
Is it that french place Gaccon or something like that? 'cus I once went there one the way home by accident from work and saw the deli and OH MY GOODNESS MEE
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 18:26, Reply)

nope, it's a winebar
with a walk-in cheese room. you taste the cheeses and choose 6,8,12 etc and they turn them into an incredible platter.

it also has an amazing deli but that is mostly cold meats, so i ignore that.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 18:27, Reply)

Oh wow.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 18:29, Reply)

Oh, I've been there
terribly expensive, but worth it. I've been thinking on opening a similar place but with reasonable prices.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 19:09, Reply)

I'm just going to point out here that I put some random french words together here as I don't know french.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 18:29, Reply)

audi is german
that was my first clue
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 18:31, Reply)

Pet cheeses...
like the cheese you'd use to disguise a horse.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 18:28, Reply)

... or to persuade a bear to eat it?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 18:31, Reply)

... or the cheese you can see in a mirror?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 18:32, Reply)

Now you're just being silly.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 18:33, Reply)

you mean
you are being out-punned and losing your raison-d'etre/USP?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 18:34, Reply)

Just
Let it brie.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 18:36, Reply)