On the telly just now there was a trailer for a film called "Beastly", it has made me VERY VERY ANGRY.
It's a modern tell of Buety and the Beast, you know... man is all arogent and rich and then suddenly he's given a curse where he has a year to find 'true love' while being very ugly, and he falls in love with a girl who doesn't care about looks too much and he tries to put it inside her in time. They didn't tell the ending, but I guess he wins the task, breaks the curse, and it turns out that he prefers to look 'beastly', or she decides to be 'beastly' with him and all that.

This is what he looks like when he's 'beastly'.

Fuck's Sake America, seriously, if I looked like that, all dark and brooding, I'd get all the chicks, well, thats if people didn't think I tatto'd myself like that intentionally and thus am a 'twat'. America really needs to learn how to deal with the whole beuty thing properly.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 8:58, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I just the way they have highjacked one of my favourite words
Beastly and gastly are fantastic words.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 8:59, Reply)

I thought that too when I saw it
He's cute and with sexy tattoos, why would he be in trouble to find a girl?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:03, Reply)

1) I hate people staring at me, it always makes me self concous, I don't even like to have a shower without swimming trunks, and I make love with the lights off, well, off from me, there is a spot light on whoever she is. My mate John comes 'round, borrows the light from a local school, he's well good with that little lighting switchboard.

2) I haven't had a plane ride since 9/11 without out at least 15 minutes of "OH SHIT, I AM GOING TO DIE, THAT ASIAN MAN HAS A BOMB", and I can tell because the plane looks like it's going slightly downwards and they haven't told anyone and we're at least 30 minutes away from the airport. If you could still smoke on flights, I'd fucking fly so much more.

3) After watching these little 5 minute tv shows on FoodNetwork between shows, and Rick Stine yesterday, I want to be an Malaysia or South Korrea, with a TV Show, making a TV Show about food and cooking. There was a guy, who I've seen only twice, a malyasian TV chef, who I really love, he's like a Robin Williams character, overly camp and really funny. I don't know his name, if anyone can help, I'd apprechate it.

4) Sooooooooo 1000 million times better than I have for the last 3 weeks. Aside from being house-bound, I feel fine.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:04, Reply)

FOUND HIM
www.asianfoodchannel.com/chef_details.php?id=7
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:06, Reply)

1) that thing about the spot light... it's so sweet :)
2) hahaha! I get stupidly scared of rucksacks on undergrounds, which is silly as I always carry one.
3) I don't know sorry.
4) For how long are you house bound? I'm glad you're feeling so good.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:07, Reply)

Just for the day, i'm housebound in the respect of infection control rather than being ill.
I really want to go into work though, so I might go in this afternoon anyway, it's only precortionary while my imume system rebuilds.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:22, Reply)

Oh, c'mon!
I'd love to have the day at home today! You can play Xbox and 3DS all day!
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:25, Reply)

There is a game coming out yesterday that the whole team have been looking forward to since I started working there.
We have a bet that until our current project goes into beta testing (we're really close, like, we can probably release it to chosen public and staff after the weekend), we're not allowed to play it. It's called Portal 2. All of my tasks are done, but some other people are a bit behind, but none of us can play 'till that point. There are 5 of us itching to play.

I bet it comes today, I might just lie and play it anyway if it does come.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:27, Reply)

You can play it tomorrow
I'm sure you can wait one more day, eh?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:32, Reply)

Oh aye, but if I'm going to cheat on the bet, might as well play it today.
I think whatever happens, I'll play it over this Bank Holiday Weekend
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:42, Reply)

What if they find out?

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:52, Reply)

They'll be some "Oh Gonz =("ing, I doubt I'd be the only one.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:57, Reply)

I don't know
you promissed... it's your word... and they're are your colleagues and bosses...
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:59, Reply)

But you said above that I could play it tomo, you're confusing me with your curruption.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 10:04, Reply)

I thought your project would be ready end of the day today
and so you could play tomorrow. Now, if you think it won't be done tomorrow, then you shouldn't play tomorrow either. Call the office and ask how they're doing and if you can play.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 10:07, Reply)

Ahhh, nah', maybe, I donno, hopefully end of this week or just after the bank holiday.
I'm indifferent to tell you the truth, I got plenty of other stuff to be getting on with. When I go into the office tomorow I'll see how it pans out.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 10:11, Reply)

They'll see you online gonz
and give you disapproving looks.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:42, Reply)

Yeh', that would be quite embarassing.
Like with my hand in the cookie jar. I can hide it quite easerly, but if I fuck up hiding it, then I'd be quite OH SHIT.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:51, Reply)