Remember the Massive Crack?
My friend got her wheely suitcase stuck in it.
( thealternativefact, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 10:21, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Haha!
I cannot recall a more pointless exhibition.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 10:22, Reply)

Hang on...
TGB has been exhibited at the Tate Modern?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 10:25, Reply)

Remember how they were worried that the LHC
was going to create a black hole and suck the Earth into it? The real reason they built it was to create one. The Earth was starting to be sucked into TGB's vagina. The black hole balances it out.
( Kroney, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 10:29, Reply)

This is terrible internet bullying :(

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 10:50, Reply)

"oh, hello, Mr Kroney Kettle?"
"I've got a Ms Grammar Pot on the phone, she needs to talk about the Black account"
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 10:53, Reply)

I'm lovely!

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 11:16, Reply)

Hello?
All I can hear is the howling of the wind.
( Kroney, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 10:57, Reply)

You beat me to the obvious, tasteless comment.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 10:31, Reply)