Natalie Cassidy looks like she has been hit in the face by a spade.
Unfortunately, in profile, I look a bit like her.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 10:40, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I'm willing to bet that's not true
She really did get the most incerdibly raw deal genetically, not only is she fuck-ugly but she has an awful figure, even with implants.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 10:46, Reply)

I find it amusing
that she lost a ton of weight, brought out an exercise DVD and then promptly got back on the pie bus.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 10:50, Reply)

It's very hard to imagine who would buy an exercise DVD with her in it
Who the fuck actually wants to look like that? Or look at that?

When she was on Strictly she enraged me by claiming, when her partner was very tactfully trying to explain why they weren't doing as many lifts as the other couples, that she was "a size 12 girl". So not only is she minging, she can't read clothing labels either.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 10:54, Reply)

Vanessa Feltz claims to be a size 12 too
I have a size 12 waist and hips, but I guarantee I would look like the comedy heiffer if I tried to dance on that programme.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 10:57, Reply)

A size 12 what?

( Kroney, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 11:03, Reply)

This is meant entirely seriously
It's harder for the better-endowed woman to do Ballroom because of balance issues. True story.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 11:03, Reply)

I should give it a try, then
I'm almost like a boy :(
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 11:04, Reply)

Shut up, you are not
You're much prettier than a boy and you're hardly flat-chested
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 11:05, Reply)

It depends on the boy
and I'm flat chested. My sister and I always say, we got the body from our mother from waist down and from our father from waist up.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 11:06, Reply)

Don't make me compliment you in a public forum again.
I'll do it.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 11:12, Reply)

OK, that's now my excuse for bad dancing
instead of the 'I'm a clumsy, graceless clod' excuse
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 11:05, Reply)

For my hen night activity I hired a dance teacher to teach a bunch of giggly women a three-minute routine to pop songs
Of about 15 women (ages ranging from 13 to 60) I was the absolute worst dancer. And, as the 'hen', I was stuck right at the front so I couldn't hide.

Arthritic limbs aside, I have zero co-ordination and kept forgetting what bit came next.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 11:08, Reply)

You're welcome
It worked for me for a while too
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 11:11, Reply)

You haven't seen me in profile
I have no cheekbones, so my face just kind of goes straight up and down, with a beak in the middle. That's why any pictures I will willingly pass around are taken face-on, preferably with a massive teeth-baring grin. You learn to work with what you have.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 10:53, Reply)

On this principle I should insist on only being photographed stood directly behind Ms Foxtrot

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 10:55, Reply)

I think we would all appreciate this
Can I suggest you also crouch down a bit?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 11:00, Reply)

Won't take much
She's only an inch shorter than me
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 11:02, Reply)