There's this Asian theory
that drinking your first urine of the day, first thing in the morning, is good for you. Until I see some scientific evidence, no urine is touching my lips.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:15, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

there's no possible way it can be good for you
however, it's also extremely unlikely it's bad for you unless it's the only thing you drink. I suppose you are upping the processing load on your kidneys a touch, but otherwise..
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:17, Reply)

That's all the evidence I need
No piss in my mouth, then.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:19, Reply)

Mine is often the colour of Wotsits first thing.
I like Wotsits.
(TheColonel, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:17, Reply)

as a doctor
I'm contractually obliged to tell you that's a bad thing. However, as a medium-to-heavy wine drinker, I'm here to tell you that it's fine and normal. Well, as long as we don't need our kidneys 30 years down the line.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:20, Reply)

Surely a pint or two of water before bed will sort that out.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:22, Reply)

Yes, I know, and it does.
I'm merely making the colonel feel better.

In any event, it doesn't help your kidneys much.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:23, Reply)

Just wash the wine down with vodka or gin
That looks like water
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:24, Reply)

Mine smells of roast chicken flavour crisps if I've been caning it the night before.
I suspect this is a warning of my imminent demise.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:21, Reply)

You are clucked for sure

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:23, Reply)

I'm afraid this is because
whilst you are in the post-cane unconsiciousness, someone is shoving roast chicken crisps under your foreskin. It's a common problem.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:24, Reply)

A fowl practice

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:26, Reply)

Stop beak-ering.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:29, Reply)

I'm only egging you on

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:30, Reply)

Feather last time, stop it.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:31, Reply)

I'm being a cock
One poultry joke was what started it all
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:33, Reply)

t-hen just stop it

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:34, Reply)

OK chick

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:34, Reply)

You're pushing your c-luck

(TheColonel, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:39, Reply)

I see.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:31, Reply)

As a person who knows nothing about medicine
but it's used to sort herself out, I recommend you check your symptons on the internet and automedicate.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:40, Reply)