Not much planned
might go to rugby to see a mates new baby but I'm not really a "oooh baby" sort of guy so I might not go but that's really rude.
BBQ's and shit for the rest of it.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:41, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I find people don't take kindly to "baby Yoda" comments
no matter how applicable they may be. Spot of advice there, for you.
( Kroney, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:43, Reply)

Stick to the traditional 'Winston Churchill' comparison.
It makes them feel their child is important, rather than a fat alcoholic wanker.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:44, Reply)

I am constantly amazed at how ugly babies are.

( Kroney, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:45, Reply)

STRIKETHROUGH ugly END STRIKETHROUGH sexy!!!!1111!!!!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:46, Reply)

JACKSONLOLS

( Kroney, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:47, Reply)

OMG u r Frankie Boyle!!!!11

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:47, Reply)

I don't like him at present, but recently saw a live show from a year or so ago,
when he was still, but only just, on the right side of shock-humour-that's-funny/shock-humour-purely-for-shock-value divide.

Some jokes may have crossed the line, such as the Alex Reid/Jordan/Harvey joke.
(TheColonel, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:56, Reply)

Some of his older ones were pretty good
But he's so determined to 'push the envelope', he crosses the line into being not funny.

I mean, if you're going to be fucked up, then be it all the time, not just when your last joke was shit.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:03, Reply)

Are you more of an "Oh yeah bitch, take it!" kinda guy?

(TheColonel, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:44, Reply)

"Just keep quiet and nobody will get hurt"

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:45, Reply)

I'm more a "are there any pubs we can take a pram into round here?" kinda guy.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:47, Reply)

No babies allowed.
However, feel free to bring your five year olds on a Saturday afternoon to wail and run around in circles while you continue to be a top parent.
(TheColonel, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:52, Reply)

I don't really have a problem with kids in the beer garden,
I have a problem with parents getting hammered in front of their kids.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:03, Reply)