SPECIAL LIMITED EDITION COLLECTABLE THURSDAY 'WEEKEND THREAD'
Made from 100% Diamonique in an exclusive run of 2.5 million, this beautiful 'Wills & Kate' memorial thread is manufactured to the highest standards by Chinese children, but, like, really skilled ones.

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( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:38, 48 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I'll take 5

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:40, Reply)

Sorry, there is a one per household limit, to avoid 'touting'.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:42, Reply)

damn *ebays*

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:53, Reply)

*buys Daily Mail for tokens*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:40, Reply)

Not much planned
might go to rugby to see a mates new baby but I'm not really a "oooh baby" sort of guy so I might not go but that's really rude.
BBQ's and shit for the rest of it.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:41, Reply)

I find people don't take kindly to "baby Yoda" comments
no matter how applicable they may be. Spot of advice there, for you.
( Kroney, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:43, Reply)

Stick to the traditional 'Winston Churchill' comparison.
It makes them feel their child is important, rather than a fat alcoholic wanker.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:44, Reply)

I am constantly amazed at how ugly babies are.

( Kroney, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:45, Reply)

STRIKETHROUGH ugly END STRIKETHROUGH sexy!!!!1111!!!!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:46, Reply)

JACKSONLOLS

( Kroney, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:47, Reply)

OMG u r Frankie Boyle!!!!11

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:47, Reply)

I don't like him at present, but recently saw a live show from a year or so ago,
when he was still, but only just, on the right side of shock-humour-that's-funny/shock-humour-purely-for-shock-value divide.

Some jokes may have crossed the line, such as the Alex Reid/Jordan/Harvey joke.
(TheColonel, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:56, Reply)

Some of his older ones were pretty good
But he's so determined to 'push the envelope', he crosses the line into being not funny.

I mean, if you're going to be fucked up, then be it all the time, not just when your last joke was shit.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:03, Reply)

Are you more of an "Oh yeah bitch, take it!" kinda guy?

(TheColonel, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:44, Reply)

"Just keep quiet and nobody will get hurt"

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:45, Reply)

I'm more a "are there any pubs we can take a pram into round here?" kinda guy.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:47, Reply)

No babies allowed.
However, feel free to bring your five year olds on a Saturday afternoon to wail and run around in circles while you continue to be a top parent.
(TheColonel, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:52, Reply)

I don't really have a problem with kids in the beer garden,
I have a problem with parents getting hammered in front of their kids.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:03, Reply)

Does it include
Kate's coat of arms (or something like that)? If so, I want 100, if not... 100 too.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:42, Reply)

See above.
Strictly one each. People like you make me sick - profiteering from the Prince of Hearts' happy day.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:43, Reply)

But, but, but
All my family wants one. We're a big family. They live in Spain, you know, so they don't have access to this. Ok, I might charge them postage and a small fee, but I wouldn't call it profiteering... It's just fair.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:54, Reply)

There's no profit to be made from Spain at the moment...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:58, Reply)

Does Kate even have a coat of arms
beyond the sort you can get on keyrings at service stations? She's a terrible prole, you know.
( Kroney, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:50, Reply)

She's had one made specially, it was in the Metro yesterday.
It's shit.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:53, Reply)

It's doesn't include a CDC to represent her love of teh cock

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:54, Reply)

It has two white lines to represent her love for...
snow... am I the only one who thinks this is wrong?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:55, Reply)

Two shovels rampant
on a field of or, is it?
( Kroney, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:54, Reply)

I am wasted on you lot.

( Kroney, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:57, Reply)

The Daily Mash has a top article on this
but I can't put the linky as I'm at work
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:55, Reply)

Oh, no!
I might try to find it.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:56, Reply)

From what I recall it features golf balls, a BMW badge, and a ladder

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:57, Reply)

This?
www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/celebrity/middleton-coat-of-arms-features-bmw-badge-and-golf-ball-201104203743/
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:56, Reply)

That's the one

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:57, Reply)

A coat of arms? Is that like a coat for octipuses?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:51, Reply)

Children have smaller hands so can do neater stitching on trainers, fact
Can i wall mount it with my kitten plates?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:45, Reply)

Yes, that would be fine.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:46, Reply)

I would recommend taking the Diana memorial car accident one down first though

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:47, Reply)

my bungalow is going to look well posh

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:47, Reply)

Stop bullying my nan.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:54, Reply)

I've just noticed that the pork pie i've just eaten contains about 1900 calories
I've just eaten almost my entire daily allowance and it's not even midday.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:59, Reply)

And this is different to other days how?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:00, Reply)

It's a slow day for him.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:02, Reply)

You fat cunt.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:09, Reply)

I know
I feel genuinely disgusted with myself. I guess this is how bulimics get started.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:10, Reply)

*passes toothbrush*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:12, Reply)

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( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:06, Reply)

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( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:08, Reply)

Hello

(Bazongaloid, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:10, Reply)

Hello, you look gorgeous.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:31, Reply)

Haha, yeah', I guess you are quite easy.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:11, Reply)

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( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:31, Reply)

disslexheea joke

(PsychoChomp, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:32, Reply)

Ah, I see.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:36, Reply)