Does it include
Kate's coat of arms (or something like that)? If so, I want 100, if not... 100 too.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:42, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

See above.
Strictly one each. People like you make me sick - profiteering from the Prince of Hearts' happy day.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:43, Reply)

But, but, but
All my family wants one. We're a big family. They live in Spain, you know, so they don't have access to this. Ok, I might charge them postage and a small fee, but I wouldn't call it profiteering... It's just fair.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:54, Reply)

There's no profit to be made from Spain at the moment...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:58, Reply)

Does Kate even have a coat of arms
beyond the sort you can get on keyrings at service stations? She's a terrible prole, you know.
( Kroney, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:50, Reply)

She's had one made specially, it was in the Metro yesterday.
It's shit.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:53, Reply)

It's doesn't include a CDC to represent her love of teh cock

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:54, Reply)

It has two white lines to represent her love for...
snow... am I the only one who thinks this is wrong?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:55, Reply)

Two shovels rampant
on a field of or, is it?
( Kroney, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:54, Reply)

I am wasted on you lot.

( Kroney, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:57, Reply)

The Daily Mash has a top article on this
but I can't put the linky as I'm at work
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:55, Reply)

Oh, no!
I might try to find it.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:56, Reply)

From what I recall it features golf balls, a BMW badge, and a ladder

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:57, Reply)

This?
www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/celebrity/middleton-coat-of-arms-features-bmw-badge-and-golf-ball-201104203743/
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:56, Reply)

That's the one

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:57, Reply)

A coat of arms? Is that like a coat for octipuses?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:51, Reply)