I'm at home now so my mum's going to be making my lunch,
So it'll be a surprise.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:43, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I hope you go downstairs and your family are all eating these delicious looking sandwiches
and you go "wow, that looks great" and sit down and they all stop and look at you and you go "well, where's mine?" and your mum goes "Go and get your own lunch you lazy bint, I've had enough of you sponging off this family" and they all pick up their plates and go and sit in the garden but they lock the door behind them so your all up against the window looking out at them and wishing you were allowed some sandwich.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:48, Reply)

You love her
don't you?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:50, Reply)

I'm downstairs already.
And my mum loves cooking for people.
So, ner.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:55, Reply)

Oh boy, is my face red now.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:01, Reply)

That's because you're sweaty lardass though, it's nothing to do with embarrassment.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:27, Reply)

who the hell has a lock on the outside of the door?

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:11, Reply)

I dunno
Maybe crazy people with a key or something like that....
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:30, Reply)