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It's almost lunch time....(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:24,
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SPICY CHICKEN WRAPOR BAGUETTE IM NOT SURE YET WE'LL SEE I'LL UPDATE MY TWITTER FEED TO LET YOU ALL KNOW
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:((((((((Really sorry to here that berk, hot cross buns are horrible.
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it's funny because I actually really like hot cross buns I was just trying to cheer her up.I'm an internet hero!
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As an asideI am very much enjoying /talk's Flounce Clock meme.
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Kroney, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:56,
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Our funding wasn't renewedthey're not just sacking me off, all three of us are out of a job.
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Berk is very prettyso if her colleagues are similar to her, they'll be a good team.
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Can you find fund somewhere else?or change project after September?
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Yeah, I'll find another jobit'll be fine. Probably. It's just a stressful process.
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*cough* move to manchester and join my bakery *cough*
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:27,
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Sorry to hear that!Best of luck with looking.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:54,
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it's the perfect opportunity to become housewife to tennis bloke!you just need kitten heels, an apron and a pearl necklace [phwoar]
really am sorry to hear you're losing your job :(
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:09,
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I wonder who the first person will beto complain that none of the QOTW stories qualify as random. Somebody's going to.
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Kroney, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:37,
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WellThe greed stories weren't much about greed, but about fatties.
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I'm at home now so my mum's going to be making my lunch, So it'll be a surprise.
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I hope you go downstairs and your family are all eating these delicious looking sandwichesand you go "wow, that looks great" and sit down and they all stop and look at you and you go "well, where's mine?" and your mum goes "Go and get your own lunch you lazy bint, I've had enough of you sponging off this family" and they all pick up their plates and go and sit in the garden but they lock the door behind them so your all up against the window looking out at them and wishing you were allowed some sandwich.
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I'm downstairs already. And my mum loves cooking for people.
So, ner.
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That's because you're sweaty lardass though, it's nothing to do with embarrassment.(, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:27, Reply)
who the hell has a lock on the outside of the door?(
Lisette von Falcon, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:11,
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I've eaten so muchover the past two days, don't think I can eat more.
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:47,
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hahaI feel like a grossly overfed pig, must've had about twelve chicken drumsticks alone in two days
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:50,
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Argh!Really? How?
Maybe you can have a bit of salad, or a waffer thin mint.
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I cooked them altogetherbut haven't slept in two days, so every couple of hours I had one :( sickening
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:06,
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my sleep is on and offthanks to insomnia.
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:16,
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Sorry to hear thatI've been having trouble to sleep recently, and it's really frustrating.
Have you tried a pint of warm milk? Of course you have...
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pretty much everything :)if I drink heavily it knocks me out though I alway wake at the same time
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:25,
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Last night both Crow and I had fuzzy vision from eating so much.Amazing.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:54,
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Nah I went home with a sexy redhead(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:01,
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We went to the Blind Beggar and fucked in the Koi Pond.(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:10,
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This subthread is a little visually confusing.(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:16,
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I don't see why I wasn't invited, aside to make a painfully ovbouse point that you hate me so much that you would refuse me a moment of happyness in my life.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:39,
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Absolutely excellent.I'm still not hungry.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:01,
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Pfft clear your stomach before Saturday please(
Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:07,
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What do you fancy?(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:10,
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over simplification I feelin answerto the real Lampito anything with meat, got any preference?
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:14,
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Nope, cheaper side of things would be good but I'm easy!Shut up, Al.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:16,
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cheap is goodand easy? Even better
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:25,
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Twirly pasta with pesto and pine nuts and a carrot and pumkin bread roll.And an apple.
Sorry to hear about your woes Berk but at least you'll have time to practise all the crazy sex with TB.
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girlinthehole, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:59,
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This new name is very confusing, AlIt looks too much like the original one, and I don't know anymore to whom I'm talking. How much longer this is going to last?
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You've not had tuna surprise in a while.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:01,
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I loved that fish plate you prepared for me onceit was amazing. I need to get a good recepie book for cooking fish.
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It's a very simple but tasty recipe.I'm glad you liked it.
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girlinthehole, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:06,
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It was really niceNext time I'll write it down so I can cook it at home.
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Or was it a recepie you got from DGInvolving a small fish, a small dish and a boat.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:05,
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I went to the PUBwith a friend of mine from billing. Yes, I have a friend in billing. I am that dull. She has really big breasts, to offset her job description.
In keeping with my high protein-low carb diet I had a chicken and chorizo salad with pomegranate, and washed it down with two pints of Stella to completely undo all my good work with choice of food.
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this has reminded me of revolutionary road where leonardo dicaprio takes a lunch with a girl and they have martinisand then he fucks her
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:15,
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There are two issues with this parallelAm flattered by the DiCaprio comparison though, cheers
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You didn't have martinisand you're not DiCaprio, that's two. Everything else is the same?
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So if I'm reading this right you're saying that DARTH CHEATS ON HIS GIRLFRIEND Wow, who'd have thought it
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:27,
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And I'm herewaiting for the TARDIS, when it's just an excuse not to have sex with me. He could have told me, the bastard.
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Yes, Aber, I plowed her. I plowed her into the middle of next week.I chose to single out the DiCaprio comparison for praise in the hope that someone would confirm it
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Has he also 'modified' his body to look like an even bigger wanker?(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:34,
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He's also handsome, rich and talentedWhich I'm not. Hence the blind, futile hope
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I'd tell you what I think but then you'd accuse me of perving on you.So I guess you'll just have to deal with the disappointment of never living up to the awesomeness of Leonardo DiCaprio.
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:42,
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Very few people are as awesome as Leo DiCaprioFeel free to tell me what you think, I promise not to make such an accusation, as if I would mind if you were
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it wasn't actually a comparison to him, but the girl he had lunch with worked in billings and she had large breastshope this helps
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:26,
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Yeah. It really really was great. I had no interest in watching it until I happened upon it on the tiv but couldn't watch the whole thing.So I bought it, and man was it good.
Really puts things in perspective.
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:36,
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If you had had real beerBut Stella? Why? Now you'll tell me you like football too.
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I had a lovely bottle of Hobgoblin last night, does that count?(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:25,
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You know I like footballI know, as a Barcelona fan, you are entitled to sneer at my team's pathetic attempts to mimic tika-taka and say "that's not football"
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Tiki-taka : )I won't laugh at your team just yet. I'm going to wait and see how mine does in the next 2 weeks before making fun of anyone.
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You'll batter Real in the home legI think Shalke might give you a good game in the final though, they're playing brilliantly. And Raul would love to score the winner in the final against Barcelona
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That's trueI rather lose against Shalke than Madrid. If RM plays like yesterday, half rugby-half italian, we won't be able to do much, though.
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Tackling hard and defending well?Or only passing backwards and forging alliances with Hitler?
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Why does everyone hate greggs? I'm eating a prawn baguette from there, its pretty nice
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:24,
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They're just a shit Sayers.But their sausage & baked bean pasties do wonders for hangovers.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:25,
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The pastry thingsare very, very greasy. But I bouthg hot cross buns from there, and they were quite good.
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A rather tasty spicy sausage sandwich, washed down with diet cokeGood thing I'm not actually dieting, the level of calories in those things is probably astronomical.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:26,
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Where did you buy the sandwich?Can't you see the calories it has?
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Nope, bought the sausages and the bread seperatelySausages from the hot counter, and a fresh tiger baguette.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:29,
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2 large sausages (fnarr)I'm likely to not even eat tea after that though, I'm absolutely fecking stuffed!
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:32,
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That's not good for your metabolismYou better eat some salad and a bit of ham without fat or an egg. Skipping meals is the best way to put on way (unless you skip ALL your meals)
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Salad is a good ideaI've got some chicken in the fridge too, I might make a pasta salad for the next day or so.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:40,
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Just don't add too much pastaor it won't be any good for your diet :)
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With any pasta salad, I tend to go mental with the green peppers, so I'm hoping I should be alright there!(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:44,
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I'm currently going through a stage of putting black pepper on everything too, wonder what that'd be like on a cold pasta salad?(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 14:03,
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Sub thread, for advice.A "friend" of mine doesn't stop updating her status with things like:
"Your lies and tales have you made me lost for ever. I'm so happy with my new life! A new boyfriend takes the pain away!"
And stuff like that, for more than a month now. This is wrong, isn't it? She's stupid. Would you unfriend her?
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If you don't want to unfriend her, hover your mouse to the right of the posts she makes, you'll see an X appearIf you click on that, it gives you the options to hide them, it's what I do when people on there post shite.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:28,
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And thenI won't see anything else from her? or only status updates?
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You can choose to hide individual posts, or everything they post full stop.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:31,
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Ay siiiiiThat's good advice. I'll go for it. She's driving me mad.
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Delete your account whilst your at it(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:29,
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Seems like a bag of shite to me(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:31,
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You remind me of my fathertalking about emails 10 years ago. Should we go back to hand written letters delivered by a postman in a horse? Or is that too far advanced? Fume signals?
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People updating hundreds of in effect strangers as to their pointless life decisions or crap holidays or ugly kids is just weird(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:36,
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If most of the people I know died in a fire I'd struggle to care(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:41,
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People sharing pictures and organizing partiesin a much more easy and efficient way.
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I'm sure you could find Whigfield on there if you looked hard enough.(
girlinthehole, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:34,
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Da ba da dan dee dee dee da(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:38,
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Just reply to every one of her status updates with the word cuntshe'll unfriend you.
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And all our common friends will do toobesides, I'm a bit scared of her; she's massive and has the voice of a man.
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Oh, no, you're not scary!She's really big, and althoug she dresses very femenine, as soon as she opens her mouth, you wonder if she's always been a lady, you know?
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just delete her doubt she'll notice and when she does say you don't know what happened
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:40,
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I used that with my cousinsit worked very well, so I might just do that.
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The only downside of this presumably is that eventually it will show your profile pic on her page with the option to add you as a friend. Won't that then set the alarm bells ringing for her?
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I once said "blah blah blah shut the fuck up already, no one cares about your drama" passive aggressive, etc
but it worked because she deleted me and so I don't have to continue watching her bleat on about whores and bitches
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:35,
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HahahaI'm not that straight forward. And we have a lot of friends in common from school. They wouldn't be happy. In fact, they think I'm being insensitive and prob unfriend me too.
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Oh, nothey're really nice, really sweet people, if a bit simple. I wouldn't want to get upset with them.
And change your name, it's very confusing.
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well when you get tired of it you get tired of it and I didn't want to delete her because she gave me my dogso I just threw it out there, clearly she took it as I was talking about her and deleted me
if she said something I could have totally back tracked and said "oh, no, I wasn't talking about you"
/wimp
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:49,
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I seeNot answering to her, just putting it as your status. I might do that.
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Do what I do when Kristine has posted too many song lyricsadd a reply about cocks.
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I have a number of 'friends' like this, mainly female I might addI have no idea why people wish to play out their IRL dramas through the medium of Facebook.
And fuckwits who just post something like ":-(" and then are deluged with "what's wrong honey?" type replies. Get a grip of yourselves you beakering retards.
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Oh, I hate those the mostI've said here before. Another friend of mine does that all the time. Then, after hundreds of posts of How are you? and Are you ok? her boyfriend has to step in and explain it's just something stupid she saw on the tv or crap like that.
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I blame Dawson Creek for making people talking about their feelings in that way popular.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 14:00,
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