*ruffles 'quality broadsheet'*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:37, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Basically that post is my audition for Have I got News For You

(PsychoChomp, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:38, Reply)

Ian Hislop will be very impressed, I would imagine

( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:39, Reply)

It's 25000% better than Paul Merton's entire career.

When can you start?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:40, Reply)

People who like Paul Merton are cunts.
The only thing he's ever done that has made me laugh was ‘get severe clinical depression and have a failed marriage’.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:41, Reply)

Paul Merton
Was funny, but is now a cliched self satisfied fuckwit. He even has a croissant as part of his rider.

I have nothing but admiration for Hislop though...
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:41, Reply)

No he wasn't.
Hislop should be knighted though.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:43, Reply)

^this
one of my favourite celebrities. His little catfight with Julian Assange was funny
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:47, Reply)

I think he's superb, and mega-intelligent.
Very funny too, and a fearless reporter.
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Thu 21 Apr 2011, 14:46, Reply)

Tonight, I'll just head up to the studio and they'll let me in right?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:42, Reply)

Just tell them your friend Monty from the internet sent you.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:43, Reply)

This is why this AV thing and voting in general is a point of time,
Because whoever gets the most popular vote, even if it's the one you've been campaigning for and have bought the offical dovet cover.... people will start hating them because it makes them cool.

LEAVE HIGNFY ALONE, I LIKE IT.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 14:09, Reply)

what's a dovet cover?

( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Thu 21 Apr 2011, 14:31, Reply)

does it cover dovets

( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Thu 21 Apr 2011, 14:31, Reply)

or is it a cover made of a dovet

( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Thu 21 Apr 2011, 14:31, Reply)

This, this right here, this is proof as to why my spellings are better, and trying the real ones are stupid.
"Doovay", the sheet on your bed.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 14:38, Reply)