Then go to the larp events.

( girlinthehole, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 20:18, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

no money
and I have a guinea pig army to look after
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 20:19, Reply)

look after train
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 20:23, Reply)

well so far the ginger one
has learnt to jump about like a mentalist. He might be trying to fly
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 20:25, Reply)

And guinea pigs might fly.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 20:26, Reply)

try putting makeup on them
I bet they really enjoy it and all that animal rights squawk is bollocks.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 20:29, Reply)

they are boys
I'm not sure they'd like it.

btw if I ever find myself crocheting hats for them, this is a good barometer to tell if I've turned into a proper spinster
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 20:32, Reply)

give it a go
these rodents want less of the ethical, more of the faaabulous.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 20:38, Reply)