I have seen a flat
it's really a sighter for the flats I'm viewing tomorrow and next week - it wasn't bad but it didn't leap out and grab me. Also I had a haircut and beard trim and Klinta has done an excellent job with much rubbing of the back of my head with her large Eastern European bosoms.

Also I spent £60 on a shirt and 80p on a Calippo. And the day isn't over yet!
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 14:45, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

looks like marriage could be in the offing

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 14:49, Reply)

that's a pretty specialised service she's doing for you there


edit: after some though...do you reckon there's much money in it? I don't get paid in the holidays
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 14:50, Reply)

It comes free with the haircut

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 15:29, Reply)

hmm
the hair cutting might be the tricky bit
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 15:30, Reply)

Did she see that you'd messed your trousers?

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 14:52, Reply)

Clipped around the ear,
For "polishing his glasses" under the poncho.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 22 Apr 2011, 18:00, Reply)