I just realised today
that I can feed spinach I GREW MYSELF to my guinea pigs. Man, that's a good friday

Why is yours a good friday?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 14:34, 111 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I have seen a flat
it's really a sighter for the flats I'm viewing tomorrow and next week - it wasn't bad but it didn't leap out and grab me. Also I had a haircut and beard trim and Klinta has done an excellent job with much rubbing of the back of my head with her large Eastern European bosoms.

Also I spent £60 on a shirt and 80p on a Calippo. And the day isn't over yet!
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 14:45, Reply)

looks like marriage could be in the offing

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 14:49, Reply)

that's a pretty specialised service she's doing for you there


edit: after some though...do you reckon there's much money in it? I don't get paid in the holidays
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 14:50, Reply)

It comes free with the haircut

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 15:29, Reply)

hmm
the hair cutting might be the tricky bit
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 15:30, Reply)

Did she see that you'd messed your trousers?

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 14:52, Reply)

Clipped around the ear,
For "polishing his glasses" under the poncho.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 22 Apr 2011, 18:00, Reply)

it's shit
bollocks to this day

spinach is awesome though, good work
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 15:12, Reply)

what's wrong with today?
do you need me to link to a manatee?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 15:15, Reply)

the culmination of various stressful and annoying things, of which some lady has placed herself on top because she was a twat to me
and it has managed to just make me very UGH
but I have coffee now and have shut my office door so ner to them

how are you, lovely Crunchy? Enjoying time off?
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 15:17, Reply)

If you can shut your door you can pretend they don't exist
I'm not bad, today, got a friend coming to visit the guinea pigs and watch dr who at the weekend and just spent the morning in the gym/swimming pool/spa. Was nice.

Do you get the weekend off? Will you be scoffing easter eggs?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 15:23, Reply)

ah man, I want to go swimming :((
I will have the weekend off.
Have to go to church on sunday, or my mum will be very sad.
Lame.
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 15:25, Reply)

I can't wait for them to open the outside pool again
although I'll have to check my suncream is waterproof. NOt something you often get to say in wales
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 15:30, Reply)

haha man i love swimming
i plan to go LOTS this summer
thankfully i have a mate with a daughter so i can take her on the weekends and get lots of sun
oh man i can't wait for summer
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 15:38, Reply)

just went to a very fancy spa and club with my friend
an hour lying in the sun, an hour facial and a massage... i feel like a lovely soft piece of spaghetti.

which is great because i was so feckin hungover this morning i thought i might actually be dead. for the thirteenth time this week.

off for dinner up in maida vale later on which will be nice too.

/swipe blog
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 15:19, Reply)

sometimes i hate you

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 15:19, Reply)

it is so beautiful in london today
we put the roof down on the car and enjoyed hooning it around in the sunshine. however, having music that is cool enough to play in an open-top car is something of a challenge for my ipod :(
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 15:25, Reply)

when i see you
i will punch you
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 15:27, Reply)

i will defend myself
with my soft spongy croissant of justice.

yes. yes i do mean my stomach.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 15:31, Reply)

i will mash through your croissant like vipros does on a sunday morning

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 15:35, Reply)

I had croissants this morning.
Mmm.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 15:42, Reply)

i don't see the appeal
i'd rather have a[n american] biscuit any day

when i come there i'll have to make sausage gravy and biscuits for you lot
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 15:44, Reply)

i like scones, which are v like your biscuits
hot and covered in real butter. fuck that nasty cream and jam shit.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 15:46, Reply)

but SAUSAGE GRAVY
oh man, I think I may even have to just make it for dinner tonight
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 15:48, Reply)

is there a ruder sounding food
than "sausage gravy" ?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 15:50, Reply)

HAHAHA omg never even ever thought of that!
that's so getting a click

but still, when we meet, and after i punch you, you will feast on my sausage gravy
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 15:52, Reply)

you're kind of not helping
with the whole "rude food" thing...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 15:56, Reply)

i know *wink*

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 15:57, Reply)

what an image
gnash gnash gnash
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 15:42, Reply)

Join randomburn
If you're lucky you might get me
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 15:44, Reply)

what kind of luck would i need for that??

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 15:45, Reply)

Dunno I'm shit at maths, there's totally 38 people signed up so you can work out the odds
One of them is Adamfrisbeecunt so that could complicate the workings
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 15:49, Reply)

so..... 1 in 38 then?
i thought you'd killed him off anyway?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 15:51, Reply)

Like yer there's five to send out though
Adams gone mental and can be found in the scrubland of Runcorn licking his genitals, sadtimes
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 15:53, Reply)

Oh man I could cheat and do a Whigfield megamix

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 15:54, Reply)

what is this whigfield thing?
you're as bad as plumdozer and his fiona bruce monologues
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 15:55, Reply)

Whigfield would batter Fiona Bruce

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 15:59, Reply)

+fanny
/'dozer fantasy
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 16:00, Reply)

bleurgh
well done
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 16:02, Reply)

isn't she about 137 by now?
*googles*

oh. oh. oh rory.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 16:08, Reply)

HAWT STUFF

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 16:11, Reply)

thanks!
but what about whigfield?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 16:11, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1180032
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 16:15, Reply)

you're just going to burn 18 different versions of "saturday night" aren't you?
mixed with salty pre-cum and saltier tears of joy.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 16:17, Reply)

Sealed with sssssssssssmegma

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 16:20, Reply)

the lesser played jason donovan b-side

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 16:20, Reply)

i blame you
for the savage mental breakdown of a shy and sweet young boy who wanted nothing more than to make friends and play nicely
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 15:55, Reply)

haha
he's probably reading this. He'll gaz you now
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 16:00, Reply)

looking for another job maybe
edi - blimey he has actualyl deleted his profile and everything
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 16:08, Reply)

An internet win then

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 16:01, Reply)

worst of all teh wins

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 16:07, Reply)

why not just exchange addresses and make two?

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 15:47, Reply)

I don't like stalkers :((

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 15:49, Reply)

you're probably in the wrong place then

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 15:53, Reply)

i did once get an unsolicited random gaz* offering exactly that
he said he could bring it round for me. what, clenched between his sweaty teeth?

(* for the record, not from rory)
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 15:49, Reply)

by 'teeth'
do you mean 'arsecheeks'?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 22 Apr 2011, 16:08, Reply)

i sincerely hope not :(

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 16:12, Reply)

Damn, that sounds nice
you were drunk enough last night to make many typos
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 15:24, Reply)

oh fuck
was i pissing around on here last night? yes. yes i was.

doom.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 15:25, Reply)

I don't think you did anything worse than
spell badly
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 15:28, Reply)

you should see some of the texts i sent
they are also illiterate
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 15:31, Reply)

You were also texting me about food
I didn't get pizza in the end :(

I've got 750 words! If I can do 1000 more I'm letting myself go to the pub, then coming back for a bit more. But I've been here since 11am and it's taken me that long... DEATH
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 15:31, Reply)

oh god oh god yes
that was fairly early on too! well done on dodging the pizza bullet. much more well done on all those words - you can bash out 250 if the pub is at the end of it...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 15:32, Reply)

NO I mean if I end up with 1750 or so I'm going to the pub.
"Minnie, I canna caa my wheel,
or spin the oo or twyne the tweel.
It’s luve o a laddie whammles me.
Ech, the wanchancie glamarie"

WHAT THE FUCK SCOTLAND
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 15:37, Reply)

there's a reason that place is bankrupt

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 15:43, Reply)

it's the quality of words that counts, remember
my thesis only grew about 300-400 words a day and that was at least 8 hrs a day. And I hadn't discovered b3ta, yet
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 15:35, Reply)

Yeah that's all nice and fluffy but it's in for Tuesday.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 15:38, Reply)

then just write some shit

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 15:43, Reply)

I got my Magimix out this morning and made myself a smoothie!
I had four of my five a day before 10 o'clock. Yay. Also, when I poured out the smoothie, it was exactly one pint. That made me very chuffed.

Went to the brother-in-law's to meet their new dog. She was gorgeous, Biscuit was very well behaved and I was ever so proud of him.

Then we came home and I am chilling the fuck out, and I have no intention of doing anything at all for the rest of the day.

Have you not named those poor piggies yet?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 22 Apr 2011, 15:35, Reply)

still no names
I'm REALLY struggling

sounds like a nice day
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 15:48, Reply)

my friend had two called georgie and porgie

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 15:51, Reply)

Bill and Ted
Sam and Max
Abbot and Costello
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 22 Apr 2011, 15:54, Reply)

keep going

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 15:56, Reply)

Cheech and Chong
Flim and Flam
Flanders and Swan
Eric and Ernie
Bert and Ernie
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 22 Apr 2011, 16:06, Reply)

peanut butter and jelly

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 16:13, Reply)

Brad and Angelina

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 16:14, Reply)

KATE AND WILLS
oh em gee!
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 16:14, Reply)

jackiesguineapiggies.com/guineapignames.html

what amuses me is that on a v quick scan, someone has suggested the name "omelet". that's a bit sick, no?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 16:19, Reply)

Ronnie and Reggie.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 16:23, Reply)

you are the third person to suggest this
current list of possibilities (mostly rejected)
Davros
Bill and Ted
Biff and Gaius
Avon and Blake
K9
Brigadier
Higgs and Bosun
Turing and Einstein
Hardcore and Punk
Dev and Fix
Dodge and Burn
Cheeses
Dr who bad guys
Planets
Chemical elements
Schadenfreude and Gertlicht
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 16:26, Reply)

Sturm and Drang
Higgs and Boson
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 22 Apr 2011, 16:29, Reply)

ooo
Phobos and Deimos
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 16:39, Reply)

Phineas and Ferb

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 16:41, Reply)

had to google that

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 16:42, Reply)

happy i could rock you with that

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 16:46, Reply)

FANBOY AND CHUM CHUM

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 16:42, Reply)

my roommates cats are named crackah and cheese

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 15:56, Reply)

i lived with a guy at uni
he and his gf had 2 dogs which they called india 'n' tonic. they thought it was hilarious. until they split up.

and he was left with just one dog. called tonic.

stupidest name for a dog ever.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 15:59, Reply)

I had hamsters called
Quark and Neutrino. They are probably the best names I've ever come up with
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 16:00, Reply)

the situation called jwowws dogs lean cuisine and lunch box i think

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 16:03, Reply)

wut?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 16:06, Reply)

haha nevermind

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 16:12, Reply)

I UNDERSTAND

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 16:23, Reply)

i think lean cuisine is a fantastic name
i'm on the verge of changing my dogs name to OH MY FUCKING GOD WILL YOU SHUT UP ALREADY, YOU'RE DRIVING ME CRAZY

omfgwysuaydmc for short
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 16:38, Reply)

Castor and Bollux.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 22 Apr 2011, 18:06, Reply)

I've been playing Portal 2 all day, I think I'm half way there maybe, really really enjoying it, I've not enjoyed a game this much since the first oen.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 15:41, Reply)

To balance this out
I have been outside ALL DAY enjoying the amazing weather SUNSHINE MAKES HAPPY BADGER!

Also I am not yet lobster coloured WIN!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 17:25, Reply)

It isn't.
even the sun has gone in now.
(berk, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 17:48, Reply)

*hug*
he hasn't contacted you?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 17:49, Reply)

Nope.
Texted at lunchtime, went out to enjoy the sunshine and left my phone at home. Got back just now: nothing.
(berk, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 17:51, Reply)

It's been 4 weeks, of which 3 of them have been spent in a hissy fit, it blatently aint' working.
How many times have I heard "I'll give him 'till the morning?"... Tell him he'll be allowed back in your fanny when he grows something to put in there.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 18:44, Reply)