Fuck me, £150?!
*faints*
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 11:38, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

towards the end of the month when the cash runs out
I'd definitely fuck you for £150.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 24 Apr 2011, 11:40, Reply)

It's usually £200, but I'm sure we can come to some arrangement.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 11:42, Reply)

it sounds awful
but actually it feeds about 10 drunken eejits, and £15 a cocktail in a nightclub in central london is pretty average.

but then i get horrified at all the sharing of straws and washback and go off and get my own private vodka stash anyway. i'm stupid when i'm drunk!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 11:44, Reply)

When drunk eh?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 11:45, Reply)

i didn't say exclusively when drunk
often it's also when shopping, choosing a boyfriend or parking my car by a steep pavement too.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 11:46, Reply)

Parking on a hill is easy
if you're pointing uphill, angle the front wheels to the right. If you're pointing downhill, angle them to the left. That way, if the handbrake gives up, the pavement will stop the car.

I parked at the supermarket the other day by reversing into a bay! This is almost unheard of for me, and I was quite proud.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 24 Apr 2011, 11:49, Reply)

i didn't parallel park for about 12 years after passing my test
then i got my car down to london. if you can't parallel park in a space that wouldn't fit a hamster, you can't park. so i am awesome at it eventually. BUT i do have a horrible habit of scraping the kerb. my poor beautiful alloys are so buggered they make grown men weep!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 11:52, Reply)

I rock at parallel parking
but I wouldn't like to have to drive in that london.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 24 Apr 2011, 11:57, Reply)

i first did it as a student
so kind of got used to it. basically so long as you know the rules: nobody will let you in, and you will let nobody in, and black cabs do what the fuck they want, and smug bastard cyclists ignore every street sign, traffic light and pedestrian crossing... you'll be fine.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 11:58, Reply)