see
if he wasn't still keen, no way would he have been texting that long or at that time. men are callous little bastards. he would just have said "bye berk".

this is why i never ever text or call guys (well, apart from the one ex who can always be relied on for sympathy sex).
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 11:55, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

SweepingStatement(Women are all snakes with tits)
We're not *all* callous little bastards you know?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 11:58, Reply)

yeah
some are completely whipped.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 24 Apr 2011, 11:59, Reply)

yes
you

are

i could link to a million examples just on here of just you being a callous little bastard!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 12:02, Reply)

For mine and other's amusement, at targets who give just as good as they get, if not better.
Banter, swipe, rarely malicious.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 12:05, Reply)

CALLOUS LITTLE BASTARD!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 12:06, Reply)

JUMPED-UP FORGETFUL CUNT

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 12:07, Reply)

just because you are accurate
does not negate the callousness, the littleness, or the bastardness.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 12:08, Reply)

I think it probably enhances it.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 12:08, Reply)

i think it possibly does
shit. agreeing with noel. ONLINE.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 12:09, Reply)

Wuv woo.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 12:11, Reply)

feck orf!
with yer soppy shite
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 12:12, Reply)

I call 'em like I see 'em
if I'm keen, I'll be keen. I'll try not to be obviously, embarrassingly so, but I'll usually fail. Also, I have absolutely no patience with waiting for replies, which is generally very bad when trying to play it cool.
(berk, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 12:02, Reply)

i learned the hard way
at 21, the more horrid my then bf was to me, the more i went out and treated him to stuff or cooked him dinner.

eventually he turned to me one night and said "why do you feel you have to buy people things to make them like you?"

it took years before i could enjoy buying presents for people again after that!!!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 12:04, Reply)

ouch, what a cunt!
I don't think I'm quite that bad, but the 'treat em mean, keep em keen' thing does work on me to a degree and I utterly resent it. Why can't everyone be as straightforward as I am??
(berk, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 12:09, Reply)

if there's a cunt
a weirdo or a retarded child-mong within a 20000000 mile radius, i'll pull him. it's like a gift. or a curse.

but unfortunately, much as everyone says they want to be straightforward, dating is all about games and boundaries. the male is a fragile and an elusive beast, and one that is easily startled or scared away...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 12:12, Reply)

did you ever back from the actuary?
I felt bad for laughing but that little tale really brightened my evening. We sure do know how to pick the brain-wrongs..
(berk, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 12:21, Reply)

yeah
it gets worse! i couldn't resist poking it a little bit further, and got back such romantic gems as "have a nice night, hope you get raped looking like that" and "i want to pull your hair out and come in your eyes".

you couldn't make this shit up!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 12:24, Reply)

Eeeeww!!

(berk, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 12:30, Reply)

i know.
i blame this place, because i keep thinking he is joking.

but on re-reading them... no, i think he is actually that dark!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 12:31, Reply)

Who the... what the... eh?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 12:48, Reply)