I totally have a Lindtt Easter egg.
so much better than a croissant.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 14:25, 50 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Fatty eats fatty food
/ends report
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 14:33, Reply)

you must eat a lot of pussy Rory, considering what an uppity cunt you are.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 14:38, Reply)

You are a fat cunt though i recall

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 14:40, Reply)

I was yeah, not as fat now. Thanks for taking an interest though.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 14:41, Reply)

We all need to see the Internet less fat and needy bobby

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 14:48, Reply)

I'll take fat, but needy! sod off.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 14:53, Reply)

i have zero chocolate and am jealous of the lard
and easter lunch is depressingly healthy. lucky i am going out for dinner and cinema later.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 14:37, Reply)

I have a mega hangover and am looking forward to watching the footie and nibbling my eggs.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 14:39, Reply)

HAWT D8!!!

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 14:39, Reply)

yes. yes it is.
only marred by the fact that the rather gorgeous, clever, kind, funny, sweet, hawt guy taking me out is........... gay as a window. but you can't have everything, eh?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 14:40, Reply)

Dunno, if he's drunk enough, any bumhole in a storm
HAWT ADVICE
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 14:47, Reply)

you always know how to make me feel so very special
and cherished
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 14:49, Reply)

He can call you Roger during the vinegar strokes

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 14:52, Reply)

promise me you will do this the next time you get laid?
(2018 maybe?)
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 14:55, Reply)

Alright someone who knows someone I know really well but I still haven't clocked on who yet?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 14:41, Reply)

what happened next!

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 14:45, Reply)

I haven't opened it yet, it's in the fridge waiting for the football.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 14:46, Reply)

my fridge has frozen my courgette :(
this is what happens when you normally only keep drinks in both fridges so they are turned waaaay up :(((
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 14:48, Reply)

That's a good thing ain't it?

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 14:50, Reply)

depends what you are planning to do with it
stir frying it with peppers, red onions, chillies and baby sweetcorn... no!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 14:55, Reply)

No wonder your date is gay, there's no meat
He'll just have to pack your fudge
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 15:02, Reply)

the whole point of any date
is that the guy brings the cock/pork/stuffing with him.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 15:04, Reply)

Right, have a g8 1 m8

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 15:10, Reply)

will try....
and you!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 15:13, Reply)

Alright Bob.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 14:57, Reply)

hello mate, good break so far?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 14:58, Reply)

Spot on.
I've done some excessive drinking. Today I'm having a quiet one as City are home to Florest tomorrow, so that'll be a day of booze.

Will 3 points against Bolton make any difference to the Premier League title race?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 15:01, Reply)

For second against Chelsea ?

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 15:04, Reply)

I don't think so. Another wasted season.
I am doing the same, had a late one last night and hit it off with a girl from school who I haven't seen since she called me a wanker and threw a box of pens over me 12 years ago.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 15:06, Reply)

I'll bet she is at home now, packing her pencil case.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 15:11, Reply)

haha

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 15:11, Reply)

When are you seeing her again?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 15:13, Reply)

next week, bbq.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 15:15, Reply)

That'll give her ample time to sharpen her pencils.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 15:18, Reply)

I've totally just invented Beatroot'n'Horseraddish sorbet with a creme fresh base.
Really healthy, only one teaspoon of sugar, the stock tastes really good, I can imagine it'll be ace cold.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 15:59, Reply)

OK, I just went to it and it was still boiling hot.
So I've figured it out, you need to put the base into the freezer before you start.

NO CATASTROPHY, I'VE SAVED IT
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 16:16, Reply)

just saw this on fb!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 16:17, Reply)

It's going to be SOO awesome.... or terrible. I donno.
I've got so many ideas though, for frozen goods.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 16:24, Reply)

Pear, blue cheese and sweet red wine?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 16:26, Reply)

...how did you think it froze?

(berk, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 16:18, Reply)

I was wondering that for ages, thought maybe possibly there was an electical connection between the spinner and the base (even though I couldn't see one) that had a cooling unit in the base.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 16:22, Reply)

I had one egg
to say I have eaten it does not quite do justice: I consumed it, and now I feel uncomfortably full and slightly queasy. Again.
(berk, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 16:05, Reply)

I've got some Disney 'Heroes' speckled eggs.
They are like mini-eggs, only bigger.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 16:08, Reply)

Not a big fan of mini eggs
I don't like the crunchy sugary shell thing. That said, I'd probably still eat them if they were the only chocolate available.
(berk, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 16:12, Reply)

it's nearly 3 weeks since i had any chocolate whatsoever, woo!
(inside ben and jerrys "cookie dough" DOES NOT COUNT).

i am watching my dragon dvd with a courgette and chilli stir-fry instead...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 16:14, Reply)

Ooh lordy, I couldn't give up chocolate
and your dinner sounds awfully healthy. kudos to you!
(berk, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 16:17, Reply)

i would have sworn blind that i couldn't either
but it's actually been fine, i just scarf down dolly mixtures instead!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 16:18, Reply)

eurgh, no
there's no amount of confectionary you could give me that I'd prefer to eat than chocolate. Dolly mixtures just remind me of long car journeys and corresponding episodes of travel sickness..
(berk, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 16:28, Reply)

Dolly Mixtures rock.
I'd rather have sweets than chocolate.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 16:29, Reply)

Oh nice, tell me more about this stir-fry !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 16:30, Reply)