And this REALLY is a classic
www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCSml-3e9RQ
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 21:44, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

"Y'kna't I mean!"

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 21:45, Reply)

Sucka!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 21:46, Reply)

even i could get into this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJc7toiyPW8
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 21:47, Reply)

That's rubbish.
I love DOGS.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 21:50, Reply)

no, you fuck dogs
then refuse to commit to them
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 21:51, Reply)

t

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 21:52, Reply)

*mindpiss*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 21:52, Reply)

*sorrowful sigh*

(berk, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 21:58, Reply)

remember the mantra: ALL THE SAME.
also

THEY MIGHT HAVE FIT MATES.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 22:00, Reply)

Met his mates
he's definitely the cutest one according to my tastes. Bastard hasn't texted for 48 hours. I can feel myself relenting, I will likely have to text him soon. Sigh.
(berk, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 22:04, Reply)

nooooooooooooooooooo

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 22:09, Reply)

that's why i'm on my phone on here
but it's like an itch I can't scratch!
(berk, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 22:14, Reply)

r

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 22:23, Reply)

If you want to text him, text him.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 22:10, Reply)

argh, but it shouldn't be me that texts first all the time
it feels like pestering and generally being overkeen, plus it's not fair that I should have to do all the legwork.
(berk, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 22:12, Reply)

y

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 22:14, Reply)

yes, but he has the added advantage
of me not being able to get him out of my head, whereas I highly doubt I have the same effect on him..
(berk, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 22:16, Reply)

What I'm saying berk.
Is that if you WANT to text him, text him. If you don't want to text him, then don't.

If you can't be arsed chasing him all the time, then don't. But if you want him to know that you want him. Then let him know.

Only you know the answer to that.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 22:15, Reply)

t

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 22:16, Reply)

The rules are way too complicated.
I'm sure they keep changing as well.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 22:19, Reply)

the rules are complicated
and I don't normally take too much notice of them. But I have been incredibly honest, probably overly keen, and.. ooh, he's just texted! Ears must have been burning..
(berk, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 22:24, Reply)

Have you ever mentioned OT to him?
He is probably reading all this and laughing.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 22:26, Reply)

No, he's not an internet geek type
thank fuck. It would be a disaster if he read some of my dribblings on here!
(berk, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 22:37, Reply)

SEE!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 22:27, Reply)

We're curious now
was it the text you wanted?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 22:27, Reply)

it was just a 'hello, how are you?' text.

(berk, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 22:29, Reply)

That isn't a bad start.
Considering how your weekend has gone.

Softly Softly, catchee monkey berk. It's all about the monkey*.

*Although you might want to check that with the queen of 'rules' Swipe.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 22:31, Reply)

it allows me to know he is actually thinking about me
and also allows me to have a conversation which I don't feel annoyed that I had to start. so yeah, it's all good.
(berk, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 22:41, Reply)

What's the difference.
I'm a bloke either way.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 21:52, Reply)

that's the joke

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 21:52, Reply)

Them putting "Here are the lyrics incase you need them" in the description section made me do a lol.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 21:51, Reply)

it's my first ever "i love horses" link
/horse virgin
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 21:52, Reply)

Well you just ruined it :P

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 21:54, Reply)

oh fuck
good point!!!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 21:55, Reply)

Aww 'swipe
-pats head-
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 21:58, Reply)

i suck!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 22:00, Reply)

+ horses

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 22:01, Reply)

there's always one
(and it's usually jeff)
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 22:02, Reply)

*sings*
Swipe's the meanest.
She sucks the horses penis...
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 22:08, Reply)