The parrot who'd sat on the bar of the Wedlocks pub in Bristol was addicted to nicotine from passive smoking.
When the banned smoking in pubs he got really aggressive with everyone.

No idea if this story has a happy ending as they pulled the pub down a couple of years ago.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 21:49, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

They're always fuckin mardy things anyway
pieces of eight my arse
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 21:54, Reply)

oh now
i quite like birds. better than hamsters anyway!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 21:58, Reply)

I LIKE BIRDS TOO

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 22:04, Reply)

i read that as TURDS

( zulu eh?, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 22:05, Reply)

turd isn't on here tonight!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 22:07, Reply)

Perhaps he's drink driving around Wales again

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 22:13, Reply)

If he ever crashed and died we could set up a facebook page and all that
I'm not on facebook but I'm sure it would be lovely
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 22:14, Reply)

i thought that was rogerboresme?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 22:15, Reply)

Yeah her too.

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 22:16, Reply)

him, you mean
he has a fiancee called crystal, remember?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 22:17, Reply)

Oh man, lolarious b3ta mentalism

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 22:20, Reply)

she and bert
are good for hours of entertainment. although she has gone a bit nasty these days.

it really bugs me that people turn bert in so quickly, he gets banned before any sort of proper meltdown these days.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 22:23, Reply)

I've said this before
I'm like cassandra
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 22:24, Reply)

oh now come on
you're not THAT miserable...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 22:25, Reply)

Bobby is such an inspiration to the youth of today
Doesn't he like totally deal BIG WEED as well
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 22:17, Reply)

he is pretty open about that, aye
no wonder he keeps changing his name!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 22:21, Reply)

No, that's because he ******* ****

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 22:23, Reply)

oh man
that's way too subtle for me.

i mean, there aren't enough words for "fucked his sister".
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 22:24, Reply)

He can run, but the internet knows

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 22:25, Reply)

the internet knows all
i do blame this place sometimes though for warping my perceptions of other people's senses of humour/where their lines are drawn.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 22:26, Reply)

No, that was Bob in his early days.
He got pissed and stoned and drove back to Bristol and was told just how foolish he was by all and sundry.

He won't be doing that again (or if he does, he wont be telling OT)
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 22:17, Reply)

Who knows with Bobby !?
Let's go with he still actively does it, the cheeky scamp
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 22:19, Reply)

why do i feel that you are implying something here...

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 22:07, Reply)

I thought the Captain annoyed you?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 22:07, Reply)

nah
it's lovely really
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 22:08, Reply)