the most unintentionally homoerotic movie of all time!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 21:51, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

It's got even gayer
since the last time I watched it. Everything that Maverick and Iceman say, isn't even an innuendo, it's just blatant invitation
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 21:53, Reply)

Have you seen the directors cut?
Instead of the line, 'I feel the need, the need for speed' they say 'I feel the need, the need for Noel's 15" black rubber cock'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 21:55, Reply)

which is ironic, considering that tom cruise is so straight

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 21:59, Reply)

I think I remember reading an interview with Tony Scott
where he said basically everything homoerotic in that movie is intentional. All the haircuts and some mannerisms were borrowed outright from gay culture at the time. Or I may have dreamt it, it really wouldn't surprise me.
(Charmander, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 21:59, Reply)

OR
he is trying a bit of after-the-event arse covering!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 22:02, Reply)

You'd have to with Tom Cruise about
ALLEGEDLY
(Charmander, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 22:03, Reply)

and keep your sofa springs under watch as well

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 22:04, Reply)

his Thetan levels are over 9000.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 22:11, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=SiMHTK15Pik
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 22:14, Reply)

arse-covering lols

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 22:08, Reply)

It's an amazing film
but now I'm caught between watching the second half, or watching Tango and Cash which I've only seen once, years go
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 22:12, Reply)