Can I just say
I went to a scarecrow festival on Saturday.

Can I? Can I say that - OR WILL SOME FUCKING SCARECROW GET AN INJUNCTION TO GAG ME?

I WILL NOT BE SUPPRESSED!!!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 16:52, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I don't think scarecrows have legal rights.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 16:53, Reply)

Well they should, man.
/Bella and Al
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 16:58, Reply)

when i was bored of tidying but wasn't allowed out on monday
i was reading some of her stuff that lamps linked us all to.

holy shit.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 17:05, Reply)

I haven't bothered. Should I?
Or can I simply imagine what it's like and thus don't need to bother?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 17:13, Reply)

it's only worth it if you are very bored
objectively, you can't fault her passionate conviction.

but omg she comes across as a wordy, pretentious, pointless little prick!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 17:15, Reply)

May I just say 'bored OF tidying'???????
It's lucky you're in the legal profession because I'M DIVORCING YOU for that grotesque mangling of our beautiful language.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 17:23, Reply)

i'm no matrimonial lawyer but
i think you have to be married before you can get divorced.

however, you can end our illicit affair with all the raw white hot shagging and all that. if you're bored OF me, that is...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 17:26, Reply)

AAAAARGHHHHH.
I really don't like that one. It is my mother's pet hate and I can hear 'different FROM, dear' in her Joyce Grenfell tones whenever I hear or read it. It is better than 'different than', though.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 17:29, Reply)

i loathe "i was sat" or "i was stood" because of my mother's aversion to it.
"WHO sat you there?" she'd say to each child in her class who committed the heinous crime.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 17:31, Reply)

OH MY GOD, WHY THE HELL WON'T SHE JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT HUMAN RIGHTS AND BEING POOR AND ALL THAT !??!?!?!!?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 17:13, Reply)

don't forget her clotted dolmio minge, gonz

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 17:14, Reply)

I donno where I saw this today, could be here, could be /talk, but someone said something like....
OH MY GOD, YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO SHOVE ALKA SELTZA UP THERE !!!!
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 17:20, Reply)

That's Whigfields frothing Clopper that is

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 17:23, Reply)

Sounds like the name of a pub quiz team.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 17:26, Reply)

There's certainly legs in it

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 17:33, Reply)

can i have your address?
i need to serve you with this prohibitory injunction on behalf of whigfield...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 17:26, Reply)

Rory Towers, The Internet

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 17:32, Reply)

Good lord, we must be neighbours!
I live in Boyce Towers, The Internet!!!!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 17:35, Reply)

somehow
i think you might not be entirely truthful here
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 17:40, Reply)

That's your sharp legal mind at work.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 17:43, Reply)

in translation "caw caw caw caw caw caw caw"
"caw caw, CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW"
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 17:01, Reply)

Is he a character in 'The Merchant of Venice'?

EDIT you editing SHITBAG.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 17:02, Reply)

i wouldnt have understood your joke anyway

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 17:17, Reply)

Well let's just agree that it was very, very funny indeed.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 17:21, Reply)

I think myfriend went to that
either that or she just saw a scarecrow. I should listen more
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 17:29, Reply)

It's in Wray, near Lancaster.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 17:31, Reply)

then it's quite likely

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 17:43, Reply)