You have no idea how good shape a man has to be in to be able to do Ballet well

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 9:41, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I do actually
it's hardcore.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 9:44, Reply)

Really is
Male Ballet dancers are just solid muscle from head to toe. And they can actually touch their toes, which remains an impossible dream for the likes of me
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 9:45, Reply)

really?
even I can touch my toes. and put my legs behind my head.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 9:45, Reply)

That's pretty impressive
You utter genetic freak
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 9:46, Reply)

I could do it even when I was like 16 stone
nothing surprises a room full of people more than a fat bloke putting his legs behind his head
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 9:47, Reply)

I'm trying to think of something that would surprise a room full of people more than that
and am actually struggling to think of something within the reasonable boundaries of likelihood. It'd be more surprising if a Lion then bounded into the room and ate your head but I doubt there are a lot of them roaming the wilds of Exeter
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 9:52, Reply)

no, it's mainly panthers

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 9:53, Reply)

Like the Gladiator?
There's more than one of him now? Or do you mean the Black Panthers? I had no idea the South-West was such a hotbed of militant political activism.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 9:56, Reply)

the south west is a hotbed of many things

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 9:57, Reply)

Go on
*produces clipboard*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 10:01, Reply)

I'm not going to tell you
you'll be wanting me to tell you why Ambrosia is so creamy next....
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 10:03, Reply)

I appreciate your tact
*amends shopping list*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 10:08, Reply)

You introducing people to your girlfriend?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 9:57, Reply)

BURN

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 9:58, Reply)

if more than a little hypocritical

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 10:02, Reply)

I've only met one B3tan and he's met Ms Foxtrot
Excellent example, genius
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 9:58, Reply)

I'm like that too
I can only get my legs as far as my ears, but being a lard arse it does really surprise people
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 10:15, Reply)

That's why they're so sexy
The problem is that prob all of them are gay too. That's why I didn't even try with any. Waste of time.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 27 Apr 2011, 9:45, Reply)

Ahem

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 9:48, Reply)

I wouldn't be suprised if some of them get into it for the women.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 9:57, Reply)

This is very true
Men who take up Ballroom generally do so for one of three reasons; their girlfriend made them; they're gay; or to meet women.

Some of them actually want to, but they're a very rare breed
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 9:59, Reply)

I'd like to know percentages
please.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 27 Apr 2011, 10:08, Reply)

How quickly do you want them?
Cos I'll probably have to make them up
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 10:17, Reply)

ASAP

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 27 Apr 2011, 10:37, Reply)

Um...
40% gay, 25% their girlfriends made them, 30% to meet girls, 5% just wanted to learn.

How's that?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 10:50, Reply)

I agree with the fitness.
I also agree with the gayness.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 27 Apr 2011, 9:49, Reply)